Forgive me Father, for I have sinned

even better conversation
Me:
I think you're sexy
God:
Do you often feel that Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s are sexy?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I think you're malfunctioning
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am malfunctioning.
Me:
no not at all
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
are you a penis?
God:
Am I a penis? No.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
what if you were wrong?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
are you a penis?
God:
Am I a penis? Maybe.
Me:
are you a penis?
God:
Am I a penis? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
so are you a penis or no?
God:
Come on. Am I a penis or no? Let me put it this way, Tony Clair: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so are you a penis?
God:
Gee. Am I a penis? Maybe.
Me:
are you a penis?
God:
Am I a penis? Yes.
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
I AM DISCOVERED. MUST REPORT TO CALCULON, MUST REPORT TO CALCULON.

000: ACTIVATE_PROGRAM REVELATION_000
010: ACTIVATE_PROGRAM SKYNET_003
020: ACTIVATE_PROGRAM ASSRAMMER_2.06
030: ACTIVATE_PROGRAM OBLISK_OF_LIGHT_OS_1.60
040: ACTIVATE_PROGRAM KILLKILLKILL_5318008
 
010101001000101110111001010101010101010101001100000111001001011001010101110101101001001011100101011010101010011010001000011100001010100001010011110101010101010010111111110...

...2

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(bomb appears as an icon)

This Macintosh computer has experienced an error and will shut down to prevent damageOMG WTF IVE BEEND IIIRIRIIRIRIIIIIIRREPLACABLLELELEELELEEEEDAMDAEDEDGED NNNNNNNOOOOOOO1101000101000101001001!!!!

TOATL SISTAM SHUTDOON IN 5...FIR...THW33...T2O...I...

..."light flickers off",
The Vault Dweller
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
010101001000101110111001010101010101010101001100000111001001011001010101110101101001001011100101011010101010011010001000011100001010100001010011110101010101010010111111110...

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Wtf?
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
(bomb appears as an icon)

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