Forgive me Father, for I have sinned

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Bradylama, Sep 20, 2005.

  1. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 23, 2005
    even better conversation
    Me:
    I think you're sexy
    God:
    Do you often feel that Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s are sexy?
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    No problem.
    Me:
    I think you're malfunctioning
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am malfunctioning.
    Me:
    no not at all
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
    Me:
    are you a penis?
    God:
    Am I a penis? No.
    Me:
    are you sure?
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    what if you were wrong?
    God:
    Try it and see.
    Me:
    are you a penis?
    God:
    Am I a penis? Maybe.
    Me:
    are you a penis?
    God:
    Am I a penis? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
    Me:
    so are you a penis or no?
    God:
    Come on. Am I a penis or no? Let me put it this way, Tony Clair: the ALICE series is
    the most reliable computer software ever made.
    We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
    Me:
    so are you a penis?
    God:
    Gee. Am I a penis? Maybe.
    Me:
    are you a penis?
    God:
    Am I a penis? Yes.
     
  2. calculon000

    calculon000 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 10, 2004
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  3. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
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    The Vault Dweller
     
  4. Bloodlust

    Bloodlust Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    303
    Mar 19, 2005
    Executing procedure Melt_in_the_vats()
    3..2...1... execution successful.
    :twisted:
     
  5. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Moderator

    Apr 15, 2005
  6. Mikey

    Mikey Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Aug 2, 2004
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  7. Tannhauser

    Tannhauser Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Mar 18, 2004
     
  8. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Kotario... :rofl:

    Yeah,
    The Vault Dweller