funniest moments from fallout games

Ian's reaction to me returning his FF. He hit me so I gave him a warning shot to be careful. Accidental crit to the groin and he was KO'd for a few rounds. I had to lol when he woke up NOT happy and ran straight at me with a knife. Vs power armour, hemad lol.
 
Today playing New Vegas ...
I was near Hidden Valley Bunker when something came crawling , all that eerie music is on me and i noticed crouching [DANGER] level n crap . I entered one bunker thinking to hide and find BoS at the same time , saw it was the wrong one and got out . Armed . Ready for the kill , with Veronica in my team .

It was like 2 seconds out and then suddenly a cinematic (which scared the shit out of me!), Veronica bitch slapped in ONE cinematic TWO bark scorpions at the same time . She whacked the two of them when i didn't see , and they were soo near my ass . I was naked because i only got my ranger combat armor which is NCR and i gave her spare Combat Armor. Talk about preserving my ass and my CPU cores from overloading in VATS cinematics , very thoughtful of her :mrgreen:
She really has strong arms , bwhahaha .
 
I was just playing new vegas and had to lie about the omertas' plan to take over new vegas. My character said they were going to conquer new reno. This made me laugh for obvious reasons.
 
I'm not sure if scorching Lynette with a Flamer counts as funny, but it sure as hell felt good. The bitch kicked me out of the city for the last time.
 
Puokki said:
I'm not sure if scorching Lynette with a Flamer counts as funny, but it sure as hell felt good. The bitch kicked me out of the city for the last time.
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How rude! Lynette is the nicest person in the game, if your int is low. She even gives you a hug! I encourage everyone to take drugs (not just in game) to lower your int and talk to her with low int, one of the most heartwarming moments in the game!
 
Fallout 2

After bringing Vic to Vault City to meet his daughter:
Vic: Oh, hello Valerie, where is mom?
Valerie: She died, probably because she got tired from searching for you.
Vic: What-
Valerie: Just kidding, she died drinking radioative water.
 
Fallout 1

Special encounter: wild brahmin herd.

Cow: Mooo, mooo...
Cow: Moo, I say....

Heh, that's funny.

Fallout 2 (unpatched)

The big deal with the car trunk that follows a player :)
 
(From a current play-through of Fallout 2)

"Boxer was critically hit for 1 hit point. Unfortunately his spine is now clearly visible from the front."

^^ Feed from the game after targetting the torso. And no, he was not even remotely close to death, this happened on the third hit (the previous two did very little damage). Magical effects of jet and buffout during the prize-fighting in New Reno? :mrgreen:
 
Well, if you have better criticals or something you can get an instakill on a crit no matter how much damage you do, as long as you are lucky. In fact, you can kill things even while doing zero damage.
 
Taking Myron into Bishop's casino to listen to the comedian.

"Is he talking about me?"
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Myron in general was hilarious. A number of the NPC companions were to be fair.
 
I'm guessing this is just fallout 1? if so then it would have to be when I stormed doc morbid's base and that little midget that helps him ran over I just turned and blew his face off with a shotgun!
Funniest thing I had done that year... (yes it was a slow year.)
 
Little Robot said:
Oh Christ, I just met Torr as a 1 intelligence character. Absolutely fantastic.
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even better when you go talk to the guy in renescos basement :)

btw you'd better save before entering
 
Pretty much low Intelligence in general is hilarious. I'm surprised it wasn't implemented in 3. Or maybe it was. I can't tell the difference.
 
Pretty much low Intelligence in general is hilarious. I'm surprised it wasn't implemented in 3. Or maybe it was. I can't tell the difference.
 
Pretty much low Intelligence in general is hilarious. I'm surprised it wasn't implemented in 3. Or maybe it was. I can't tell the difference.
 
The high intelligence in 3 sounds stupider than the low intelligence.

NPC: So we fight the good fight with our voices.

Player: [Intelligence] So you're saying you fight the good fight with your voices?

NPC: I can tell you're very smart.

Player: Goodbye.


:?
 
So wait, how do they fight the good fight again? Ah, forget it. I'll just ask if they've seen my dad. Have you? He's a middle aged guy. What's that? You want a better description? Uhhhhhhh.......
 
Well, in my first playthrough of Fallout 2 about six years ago, I near shit myself laughing after I was in that porn film. Because being at a young age I often flew through the dialogue. After the sequence, I checked my character page, and when I saw the title Porn Star, I pretty much shat myself, but it's outlived it's humour now, probably cos I was 10, and that sort of thing seems really funny at that age.
 
If you're playing a female character in FO2 and become a porn star, the 'working girls' all start yelling at you, calling you a skank and a ho :)

Fantastic from NV is the best though.

"We're operating at one percent efficiency, and I guess that isn't good enough for some assholes."

"Fuck, man, [I do] everything. I push buttons, I turn dials, I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean."

"I know exactly what I'm doing, I just don't know what effect it's going to have. That console over there controls the main power grid, that button there makes a crazy noise, and if you put stuff in that slot sparks come out...and I'm learning more every day."
 
Yeah he was good, "They asked if I knew anything about theoretical physics, I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics."
 
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