funniest moments from fallout games

[Atomic Postman]

In my most recent fallout play through, I faced a team of super mutants, I prepared to get sliced in half, only to see that happen to ALL of the super mutants.

The idiot with the Mini-Gun at the back of the team open fired and tore apart all of his comrades in a single turn.

I laughed my ass off and reduced the cretinous brute to steaming gloop.

As for Fallout: New Vegas, of course, the think tanks dialogue stood out to me the most, especially the part about penis tipped feet.

 

[SnapSlav]

I guess that's what I miss out on the most from the newer (shittier) engine Fallout games... The AI can't fuck itself over nearly as much as it used to. If Behemoths "accidentally" stepped on and killed other Super Mutants, that might have done it for me. If raiders could have thrown grenades and accidentally hit a wall and blown themselves up, that would also go a long way. But no, they just do a really poor job of simulating (without accomplishing) cover-based ducking and firing their infinite ammo, so you can't even enjoy the satisfaction of tricking them into "wasting" their ammo, being forced to walk up into melee range to get smoked by your absurdly powerful burst fire funstick.

Ah, all this talk about what the enemy AI COULD do to fuck itself is making me wanna install and replay FOT more and more!!! @_@

 

[deathclawer]

Opinions

I don't quite remember the dialogue chain, but this sentence made me laugh for a full minute:

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, and they all stink."

 

[Makta]

I guess that's what I miss out on the most from the newer (shittier) engine Fallout games... The AI can't fuck itself over nearly as much as it used to. If Behemoths "accidentally" stepped on and killed other Super Mutants, that might have done it for me. If raiders could have thrown grenades and accidentally hit a wall and blown themselves up, that would also go a long way. But no, they just do a really poor job of simulating (without accomplishing) cover-based ducking and firing their infinite ammo, so you can't even enjoy the satisfaction of tricking them into "wasting" their ammo, being forced to walk up into melee range to get smoked by your absurdly powerful burst fire funstick.

Ah, all this talk about what the enemy AI COULD do to fuck itself is making me wanna install and replay FOT more and more!!! @_@

Seriously i have seen a few hundred people getting blown up by their friends in both F3 and NV.. You are doing it wrong

 

[Mohamed2001]

The Think Tank in FNV.

And when Sergeant Dornan chewed me up.

And when I had a random encounter with 5 mutants. The one with the gatling laser killed two,
I killed him. Then the two remaining gooified themselves because I had the Jinxed trait.

 

[Matthews]

Whenever my enemies misfire a burstweapon or rocketlauncher, hit and exterminate a majority of their own numbers while barely hitting me for anything worth mentioning. Always finding that hilarious. I have yet to play a game as stupid though, might have to check that out someday.

 

[BigBoss]

Seriously i have seen a few hundred people getting blown up by their friends in both F3 and NV.. You are doing it wrong

Yeah, the guys in Fallout 3 and NV are definite amateurs. Its like, "why even do this for a living"?

 

[Makta]

Seriously i have seen a few hundred people getting blown up by their friends in both F3 and NV.. You are doing it wrong

Yeah, the guys in Fallout 3 and NV are definite amateurs. Its like, "why even do this for a living"?

I actually had a raider "I guess?" picking up a fat man that spawned on some random encounter and then blowing up my companion and 3-4 other raiders and leaving me with no legs and 1 arm a few months ago in F3

And the ammont of badly thrown nades that have blown the user up in F3 and NV is kinda amusing,

 

[BigBoss]

There was this time I was fighting two raiders, and one raider walked directly in front of the other raider who had a shotgun, and at that moment the raider shot his shotgun and the shotgun blast caused him to fly (not far) at me.

There was another time I was throwing mines on the ground, and one of the raiders (accidentally?) shot the mine I threw down right next to me. It killed me instantly, but it was a good laugh.

 

[Makta]

5 min ago i was playing F3.. modded ofc! And i had Amata as my companion and she decided to walk infront of me just as i used vats on a random raider.. She got shot in the back of her head by my Victory Rifle wich sent her flying down a cliff and dying..