Funny movie quotes or dialog

[The Dutch Ghost]

Hello all,

Some of us must have heard during a movie a funny quote or piece of dialog that stayed with us long after the movie (even if we have forgotten the movie that we still remember this).

Please write down your favorite movie text segment.
Even if you do not remember it accurately word for word, just write down how you think it went.

I will start;

Surgeon "When I was young I already knew I wanted to be a surgeon."
Other person "How so?"
Surgeon "Well as a young boy I used to take frogs apart."
Other person "But lots of other kids do that."
Surgeon "Yes, but I could put them back together again."

 

[Harken]

Suddenly Zod says something out of nowhere in an illogically extreme action scene:

- Zod: "There's only one way this ends, Kal! Either you die, or I die!"

Golden.

 

[alec]

from "The Ghost Breakers" (1940)

 

[SnapSlav]

More or less the entire scene that goes with it, but particularly the lines, "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in 'What'?" and "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?" XD

Also I've yet to stop finding funny the "I can't see SHIT!" lines from Django Unchained. Too good!

Tarantino just makes very quotable movies. Whether you like em or not, you can't deny that they've got some great lines to recite! =D

 

[mobucks]

"I make a fresh pot bout once a week."

Since hearing that line in No Country for Old Men I'll drink any coffee I see I don't care how old it is.

 

[Harken]

So I just decided to sit through Ghost Rider 2. I'm sure anyone who's seen the film knows what to expect.