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Oh they were bank robbers of the fucking crazy variety. They already robbed other banks and armored cars before that heist but got spotted going into the bank by Woman with a cellphone(which in 97 wasn't a regular thing) and there was a cop car right across the street. Their whole MO was to look like they were there to wage a guerrilla war and scare the shit out of people but the entire heist was a bust. The bank was low on cash do to a schedule change and a recent policy change made it so nobody in the bank could open the ATMs, what money they did get(around $750k) got ruined by dyepacks and then the cops showed up minutes sooner than they thought. Being Pilled out of their minds didn't make the situation any better.

Nice to know there's such a thing as tryhards in the criminal world too. Like, god damn.

EDIT: How the fuck did they get such expensive toys and shit?
 
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Yeah well your example sucks.
But my example is the example of a society that Pariah Dog suggested as the perfect society to be safe. I was explaining why in that made up society, things wouldn't be as safe as Pariah Dog thinks it would. :nod:

I already know that society would suck and that was the whole point of my example, to show it sucks. :lmao:
 
But my example is the example of a society that Pariah Dog suggested as the perfect society to be safe. I was explaining why in that made up society, things wouldn't be as safe as Pariah Dog thinks it would. :nod:

I already know that society would suck and that was the whole point of my example, to show it sucks. :lmao:

I was literally taking the fucking piss most of the time and said as much and you're still crowing about it? You're fucking denser than a neutron star.
 
EDIT: How the fuck did they get such expensive toys and shit?
Well they were part of the Southern California Gym circuit and that is just full of the scummiest people you can find. also being career criminals probably helped.
But my example is the example of a society that Pariah Dog suggested as the perfect society to be safe. I was explaining why in that made up society, things wouldn't be as safe as Pariah Dog thinks it would. :nod:

I already know that society would suck and that was the whole point of my example, to show it sucks. :lmao:
I read your example and it was pretty bad. then you tried to clarify but now it isn't even yours to begin with. You're a funny guy.
 
Well they were part of the Southern California Gym circuit and that is just full of the scummiest people you can find. also being career criminals probably helped.

I read your example and it was pretty bad. then you tried to clarify but now it isn't even yours to begin with. You're a funny guy.
It was not pretty bad, it was actually pretty good. Or are you telling me that in a society where everyone has a gun and shoot "assholes" without punishment, there will not be thieves? Because there will be thieves the same, but since everyone can shoot each other and pull the "asshole" defense, the thief even has an easier job. He will shoot the victim, and steal all the stuff before the victim can even see the thief. If someone sees him doing it, he can just say the victim was an asshole.

I see you're saying my example is bad, but you don't give any examples on how it is bad.

You used a real world excuse, that the thief would instead turn to burglary, but burglary in a society where everyone shoots assholes, would be even more dangerous. Because if you break into someone's house then you're definitely a asshole and getting shot will be justified, and since everyone will have a gun in that society and can shoot...

So which one would be safer for a thief? Breaking into someone else house and get shot, or ambush people late at night in a quiet street and shoot before being seen and thus avoid being shot at?

So, your example was the bad one, since it doesn't apply to the "everyone has a gun and can shoot assholes" society. A society that my example was to show that it wouldn't work to make things safer. It would just make criminals shoot to kill instead of robbing you at gun point.
 
Not that there won't be thieves, but the wimpy thieves will turn to burglary, and the hardcore thieves will just tase you from a safe position.
 
"Just don't be a criminal". Seems easy, then all you need is to not be in an unfavorable situation, and then do nothing about it. After all, making the poor and the weak even less empowered (kind of funny when that's your argument for wide spread gun ownership) would totally not just make class differences even bigger. Is the same absolute dehumanization also warranted in crimes that aren't hurting anybody? Therefore, is someone's life worth immediate termination without trial when there's an option (there almost always is) because of infricting something as artificial and arbitrary as laws? Because oh boy, in that ideal world of yours, you better don't get caught littering or parking wrong! Make your prayers, motherfucker, any sort of normal procedure like an anonestation ticket and marking your driver's license were too much work anyway, they'd be too busy chasing people depositing their trash on the wrong containers.
 
Hm, building a hidden gun into the top frame tube of a bicycle would kinda sorta brilliant next time another fucking 40 year old in spandex on a super expensive carbon bike blocks my way by cycling at 20 km/h.
 
"Just don't be a criminal". Seems easy, then all you need is to not be in an unfavorable situation, and then do nothing about it.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT BEING A FUCKING CRIMINAL? I've been in very fucking unfavorable situations and I didn't resort to fucking crime to get out of them. Seriously, are you mentally fucking defective?

After all, making the poor and the weak even less empowered (kind of funny when that's your argument for wide spread gun ownership) would totally not just make class differences even bigger.

Motherfucker how do these things even CORRELATE. Being a criminal doesn't fucking empower you. Do you think the poor and the weak default to crime or something? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Is the same absolute dehumanization also warranted in crimes that aren't hurting anybody? Therefore, is someone's life worth immediate termination without trial when there's an option (there almost always is) because of infricting something as artificial and arbitrary as laws? Because oh boy, in that ideal world of yours, you better don't get caught littering or parking wrong! Make your prayers, motherfucker, any sort of normal procedure like an anonestation ticket and marking your driver's license were too much work anyway, they'd be too busy chasing people depositing their trash on the wrong containers.

Not all crimes are equal, no. Victimless crimes shouldn't be considered crimes at fucking ALL IMO. You accuse me of being some bullyboy here to shit on the downtrodden, you bitch-ass motherfucker I'VE BEEN THERE. Who the fuck do you think you are? You're probably some uppity middle-upper-class piece of shit, the way you assume poor people are necessarily predisposed to criminality by default, like the poor dears can't help it. Get back on your fucking high horse and ride right the fuck out of here, asswipe.
 
I'll try guessing that what I can't see is Pariah probably getting mad at how his simple ass logic of black and white doesn't hold much water when being followed by the most logical path onwards, right?
 
I see you're saying my example is bad, but you don't give any examples on how it is bad.
But i did. try to pay attention. Hell this entire post is a mess of contradictions and goal moving in this weird attempt to save face. just move on.
 
I'll try guessing that what I can't see is Pariah probably getting mad at how his simple ass logic of black and white doesn't hold much water when being followed by the most logical path onwards, right?

My god do you spend all day huffing your own fucking farts?

Hm, building a hidden gun into the top frame tube of a bicycle would kinda sorta brilliant next time another fucking 40 year old in spandex on a super expensive carbon bike blocks my way by cycling at 20 km/h.

Get one of those annoying horns instead and just mercilessly harass him with it until he takes the hint.
 
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