Alright, you're seriously going to continue waving around my extended piss-take as if it represented my sincere opinions on the matter and you people have the absolute GALL to accuse ME of willfully misrepresenting you. Cool fucking beans, man. You've got your windmill to tilt at and gods help the poor fool who points out that it isn't really a giant. It's not like I haven't warned you off of it repeatedly, but whatever.
Criminals are by their nature bad. They made bad fucking choices where most people would not have, and this is indicative of something being fairly fucking wrong with them, whether it's lousy impulse control or simply being a horrifically maladjusted dipshit. I am not interested in shielding people from the consequences of their bad choices. If that consequence happens to be "get shot in the face by someone they're currently victimizing", you'll have to fucking pardon me if I have no tears to shed for them. Being a criminal and violating other people's life, liberty or property comes with assumed risk. If you didn't want to deal with that risk, you probably shouldn't have decided to fucking become a very serious pain in someone else's ass. Most people are going to RIGHTLY invoke "Better judged by 12 than carried by 6" because to do anything else implies that a criminal's life, liberty or property somehow have MORE value than those of a law-abiding citizen's, which is so ludicrous on its face that only a bleeding-heart leftist cuckold of a person would nod along with it. The moment you become that level of detriment to other people in society your worth as a PERSON fucking plummets. You are a CANCER on society and you should not be shocked when someone decides to excise you personally.
Again, do you want to avoid the assumed risk that comes with criminal activity? Don't be a criminal. The police and the law may say you have rights, but your rights do you absolutely fuck-all good when you're dead. Pedestrians pretty much always have the right-of-way, but only a stupid fucking pedestrian doesn't look both ways before crossing the damn street. If you're foolish enough to engage in serious criminal behavior then I think it's safe to assume you don't value your own life, liberty or property that fucking much - so why should anyone else? Not being a criminal isn't a matter of just not being an asshole, it's a matter of self-respect and dignity for christ's sake.
Something I feel the need to get off my chest: a lot of people think of prison as a punishment. Which, I suppose it is. If you're a criminal and you get arrested and sent to prison, though, you should be viewing it as a GOLDEN FUCKING OPPORTUNITY to turn your shit the fuck around before you end up not making it to prison. Society was kind enough to give you a warning shot and a bit of time to reflect on what a dicksmurf you've fucking been, and you'd be an absolute fool not to THANK them for it. A lot of criminals don't get it and never fucking will because they're fuckups, they've always been fuckups and they'll always be fuckups who constitute a net negative to society. Some crooks figure it the fuck out, though. Some crooks have a very serious realization that they perhaps quite LITERALLY dodged a fucking bullet.
If you are notified by an officer that you are being placed under arrest, fucking comply. He's doing you a pretty big favor by making sure that the person you wronged isn't going to come for your sorry ass. The cop is going to probably give you a MUCH fairer shake than the John Q. you just got through rogering in one way or another. I mean, if you think Johnny Law is repressing you, just wait 'til Frank fucking Castle shows the fuck up BEFORE Johnny Law gets there. The threat of vigilantism and immediate, deadly retaliation should be OMNIPRESENT to remind you that yes, fleeing into the arms of the law is the GOOD OPTION.
