Being offended means jack and shit. If I offended you, good. If the worst you ever have to deal with is being offended by something, consider yourself a very lucky man.
Because it's honestly pretty fun to be an unrepentant dick to you people. Better ways to spend my time? This is something I can generally do while I handle finances, correspondence, bills, and other mundane shit. I mean, I can do this on breaks at work, and fuck knows I'd rather flick lit verbal matches at you shitheels than play some godawful mobile game or talk to my coworkers.
Well, don't strain yourself or anything.
Sad, after all.