Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
Her poop-chute padding ain't thicc enough.
Now this is is a thicc ass:
Now this is is a thicc ass:
Supreme Shah Ismail
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
Bastila (KOTOR)
Triss, Yennefer and Shani (The Witcher series)
Tali and Miranda (ME) (side note with tali: we don't really ever see her face but shes got a great bod and is more endearing for her personality)
Elizabeth (bioshock infinite)
Triss, Yennefer and Shani (The Witcher series)
Tali and Miranda (ME) (side note with tali: we don't really ever see her face but shes got a great bod and is more endearing for her personality)
Elizabeth (bioshock infinite)
Prone Squanderer
A bit of a Sillius Soddus.
You do in ME3, but you don't at the same time.
The less we say about it the better.
Supreme Shah Ismail
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
STOOOOOOOOOCKKKKK IMMMMMMAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE
As far as I am concerned this is what she looks like..
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
One of the most idiotic ideas in ME3 was revealing her face. How fucking retarded do you need to be to even think that showing it is a good idea to begin with is beyond me.
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
Well, it was the end of the trilogy and the intended end for the series right? Maybe they rushed the idea together cause they wanted to tie up as many loose ends as possible.
A mystery is fine and all but when it comes to something like what the quarians look like it is silly to never get to see how they look in ads or magazines or as a cadaver in a morgue or whatever. I don't mind it being revealed, just the way they rushed it.
I mean, people came up with way more interesting designs over the years ever since ME1 and it seems like they never even considered what it should've been. Would it really have been so difficult to simply buy a photoshopped image from someone?
So yeah, concept I'm fine with, execution is what was atrociously unforgivable.
A mystery is fine and all but when it comes to something like what the quarians look like it is silly to never get to see how they look in ads or magazines or as a cadaver in a morgue or whatever. I don't mind it being revealed, just the way they rushed it.
I mean, people came up with way more interesting designs over the years ever since ME1 and it seems like they never even considered what it should've been. Would it really have been so difficult to simply buy a photoshopped image from someone?
So yeah, concept I'm fine with, execution is what was atrociously unforgivable.
I really liked the joke someone made about Shepard and Taly where she died due to an infection from having sex with shepard, and all he said was, worth it.
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
Why wouldn't you if they're banging?
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
No idea how you can pick any of the deformed denizens of Bioware games. Next you'll tell me is that people actually find NPCs in Bethesda games attractive.
Supreme Shah Ismail
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
They really don't look that bad? They dont look bad at all. I never thought any of the characters in ME looked awful or in DA either. I mean some people listed characters from New Vegas which utilizes the same engine as FO3 soo. I think people realize actual human beings are objectively better than 3D models in games but its an admiration for their sexiness/personality's.
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
All of the ME female characters look like the same chick with different wigs and when they try to do something different they look all weird like Miranda. The dead eyes and jerky animations don't help.
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
The mod community of Bethesda is glorious in its creepy obsession with making the perfect waifu.
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
Yennefer is the hottest videogame character. She is like, a goth chick and shit.
She's a preachy communist bitch. Imagine living with her... Sjeez. Imagine all the bitch fits.
Also, although you never see her, Deb Of Night is about the best in V:tM-B. My god, that voice.
Yennefer treats you like a fucking tool for 90% of the games. After all Geralt tries to do for her, I'd just dump her ass & go with Triss. Yennefer might be good looking, but she's fucking vinegar.
Communist women. They are the worst. And I am a leftist!
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
Which is why we are just talking looks here. Altho I didn't like Triss either, even tho I like me some redheads.
In summary 2/10 would not bang. *fedora*
She seems like that simply because the game doesn't cover her character all that much as it does with Triss. After all, Triss is featured in three games and Yennefer in only one - and her inclusion there is still kinda wonky, given the character's massive importance.
If you look at her from the perspective of the books and the games, she is still one huge manipulative, calculative bitch - with a heart of gold. The game doesn't make that obvious enough, unfortunately.
What's the other unfortunate is that Triss isn't really any better - she too is hugely manipulative and has used Geralt in ways Yennefer probably never could - but is all nice and sweet on the outside, so there you have it.
T
TorontoReign
Guest
I would definitely fuck that orange chick with the bad hair.
As far as The Witcher games go, everybody failed to mention pure fire:
