How are you in matters of love?

Bradylama

Bradylama

So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest
Just a hundred question quiz that determines your personality type, and who you'd get along with in a relationship.

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.
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While I'm not going to deny that my results aren't accurrate, I think they're telling me to get a mail order bride. =(
 
Haha, my exact opposite is the "Deliberate Brutal Sex Master", and the picture is of a burnt out looking guy with sunglasses. Lol.
 
Montez said:
Haha, my exact opposite is the "Deliberate Brutal Sex Master", and the picture is of a burnt out looking guy with sunglasses. Lol.
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Creepy. That was my opposite as well.

I'm always amazed how this type of test asks you up front "are you introverted?" (by way of some SNEEKY question like "do you like to talk up strangers at parties?") and then manages to come up with a results page declaring "you're introverted"!

Maybe we should revive the "20 questions" thread, that was genuinely impressive. Edit: here is the link. Revive at your own peril and risk!
 
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
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This is why I can't take anything about these types of polls seriously. Per, CCR, and I all obviously got the same profile, but I doubt very much that our personalities or approaches to women are similar, or at least similar enough to be effectively summed up and called more or less the same. There's so much about an individual that can never be definined, especially by a multiple choice quiz. The only thing the summary got right is that I'd prefer one woman who I feel very strongly for to a number of random dates and relationships - then again I already knew that, and it could have been easily ascertained in one question in any case.

Besides, in real life I actually am a Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Sure, it's more a job title than a personality type, but hey......
 
Montez said:
Besides, in real life I actually am a Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Sure, it's more a job title than a personality type, but hey......
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So you're an S&M Prostitute?
 
Bradylama said:
So you're an S&M Prostitute?
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It's just my job title, my actual duties involve keeping track of inventory and maintaining our database. My bosses feel that having creative titles improves morale and efficiency - unfortunately they're also pretty deranged. Oh well, the pay is good and the work is easy, and at least I'm not as bad off as the receptionist, whose actual title is "Gangrenous Fistula Inspector".
 
WAHAHA

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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The simple fact is: I (usually) don't do relationships. I'm seeing someone now (for 'bout half a year); and I've had another half-a-year relationship before that, and that's already ages for me. I'm usually the 'loose' kinda guy, and I'm simply not looking for anything serious yet.

That has, however, NOT affected my abilities to get laid (yet). So, I guess that test asesses me wrong.
 
Ok, to be honest here, seeing the comments here this is making me wonder: are these online tests a sign of times? Are humans incapable of discussing their emotions without some arbitrary code in the way? Why is this thread not a simple question "How are you in matters of love?" to which I could answer "as long as its got an axewound, I don't care"? Why the need for these bizarre tests.

That said:
1. Jebus, stop lying.
2. It's got my vaguely right, though I am offended by the nomer "Dreamer", ehehehe

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
 
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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We are amused.
 
Jebus the last man on Earth!?

Lauren the maid of Honor?!

WTF?!

Anyway...

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
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...hm.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I am also a Boy Next Door. Another person with the Boy Next Door profile.
Gee, are people on internet boards often like this?

Also, Brutus the Uterus!
 
Jebus said:
WAHAHA

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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I got the same thing. What a couple of bastards we both are.
 
Actually, I think that test is showing some lack of real-life experience.


I'm a selfish, horny, careless, mean and unappreciative bastard; so I ALWAYS get the chick.
 
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