How to make a smoking pipe?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Stg Granite, Dec 27, 2008.

  1. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Aluminium foil creates toxic fumes, dude. They fuck up your braincells.
     
  2. [PCE]el_Prez

    [PCE]el_Prez Vault Fossil

    Apr 25, 2003
    hehe, yeah but pot doesnt.... :)
     
  3. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Well, yeah, huh. Guess you have a point there.

    I prefer some toxic fumes to others, though.
     
  4. Stag

    Stag Guest

    I've never done drugs.

    Buuuuuuuuuut.

    I think the most nice way is to jab a pen/screwdriver/skinny phallus through the core of an apple, from top to bottom. Then, make a perpendicular hole that ends in the core around the center.

    Below is some ascii to illustrate.


    ._____/______
    /.6666|..|66666\
    |.6666|..|66666|
    |.6666|..|66666|
    |.6666|..............
    |.6666|..|66666|
    .\6666|..|66666/

    So what you want to do there is jab the dots out and you should be able to figure it out from there.

    Then you can just eat your apple.
     
  5. shadybob

    shadybob First time out of the vault

    60
    May 15, 2006
    um buddy if you eat the apple after you smoke pot through it you will properly die it goes black colour and properly wouldnt taste very nice an apple bong is what we use to take to parties so people dont know we were smoking pot.
     
  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Are you kidding? I've drank bong water before and I didn't die. It would just taste like shit.

    Reminds me of that video....

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxTU-wwlxhk[/youtube]
     
  7. Stag

    Stag Guest

    Uhhh, maybe you shouldn't be doing so much pot, dude.

    Anyway.

    You will not die if you eat a pot apple; what are you, retarded?
     
  8. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    That was my first response but I edited it.
     
  9. Stag

    Stag Guest

    I mean, I just don't understand his line of thinking at all. Well, see, if I smoke the pot, it's ok. But, BUT, if I eat an apple that has pot smoke in it, it will kill me dead.
     
  10. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Not only that but you can't die from marijuana. Unless you were somehow able to ingest pounds and pounds of the shit and even then you would probably just pass the fuck out.
     
  11. analord

    analord It Wandered In From the Wastes

    135
    Jun 18, 2007
    Not the same way Aluminum foil does. But I think you know that.

    Apparently smoking tin foil gives you Alzheimer's which is literally fucking up your brain cells while reefer probably just kills them. But so does literally everything else. Getting tapped on the head kills brain cells (actually that might be an urban legend.)

    I found two contrary sources
    Very probably maybe:
    http://forum.grasscity.com/recreational-marijuana-use/107271-aluminum-foil-alzheimers-disease.html
    No way duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.... Smoke the fuck up!!!:
    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=is-there-any-proof-that-a

    Hm... It could be age related...

    Are you 12?
     
  12. Stag

    Stag Guest

    No sir, I'm not. However, since you're such a wise and aged scholar, and a purveyor of human behavior, please explain to me the following:
    "um buddy if you eat the apple after you smoke pot through it you will properly die it goes black colour and properly wouldnt taste very nice an apple bong is what we use to take to parties so people dont know we were smoking pot."
     
  13. Dirk Magirk

    Dirk Magirk Semi-Present Presence oTO Orderite

    Oct 30, 2008
    Just make a apple pipe, that normally does the trick. Poke a hole in the side for a mouth piece and make it intersect with another hole you poke in from another spot. Bingo bango you're done.

    Either that or just buy a bunch of devices as I do. Rolling papers will also do the trick, if you can't roll just wrap it around a skinny pen or pencil, lick it to seal it, then close on end of it and scoop your weed into the other side.
     
  14. Darek

    Darek is currently unavailable

    Jan 7, 2008
    Why not try to roll it in banana leaves for a more exotic feel?
    It's actually pretty nice.
     
  15. TwinkieGorilla

    TwinkieGorilla This ghoul has seen it all

    Oct 19, 2007
    yeah but it was a joke. :( i really doubt there are many other junkies/exjunkies on the board.
     
  16. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    May 18, 2003
    Just puncture a soda can with a rusty nail.
     
  17. Stg Granite

    Stg Granite Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    365
    May 8, 2007
    Well, you see, I live in Brazil, a great producer of pot. In here marijuana is quite cheap. 100g costs around US$50,00, if you know where to buy it. And this is enough for a few weeks. But pipes are imported, expensive products.
    That's what I do. That, or I just use napkins I take from snack bars.

    Probably a good idea, if the leaves were desiccated.

    But I don't want a bong or a marijuanna cigarette.

    Is corncob a good material? Does it have to be chemically treated to be used in this way?
     
  18. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    :shock:

    You are already in heaven and you still have to die. Go figure.

    I wouldn't do that if I were you. Most paper is chemically treated and contains lots of garbage that turns into toxic stuff polluting your system.
    Just invest (it's a one time investment) in a decent pipe and you're set for years to come. I don't see what the big deal is. Just buy a regular pipe if those arty-farty weedpipes cost too much.

    Also: I wish I lived where you live.
     
  19. Snackpack

    Snackpack It Wandered In From the Wastes

    140
    Jun 4, 2008
    THC is remarkably non-toxic, and is easier on the body than apirin. Also, it doesn't kill braincells.

    Good god. That's it, I'm coming over, when do you get off work? :D Are we talking sensi or seeded here? In case you're unaware of how good you have it, average retail price in the states is 50-70 USD for 3.5 grams of decent sensi.

    As far as pipe construction goes, you'd be best off making a pipe out of one solid chunk of wood. I don't see why it would have to be treated with anything. From my middle school days as a "martha stuart of home made bongs" I'd highly recommend not using any kind of adhesives. You can always taste it, and who knows what kind of chems you're inhaling.

    If you've got a little cash to spend try to get in touch with a local glass blower. They'll usually sell little "spoon" pipes for as cheap as 5 bucks. Now if you end up with some extra cash someday and you want a spectacular wooden pipe designed specifically for ganja get one of these: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=283045080

    Designed by the famous Jack Herer, these are the nicest pips I've ever smoked out of. Something about the way the airflow is designed, even the last hit tastes good. A little on the spendy side though.
     
  20. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Wow. That's really expensive.
    I get 25 grams for €110. Decent weed, but not top-notch. That's the best price I can get it for here.