If you could live in any vault, which one would it be?

Delbert

Delbert

Vault-Tec Employee
Assume you reserved a spot in the vault and enter it as scheduled when the Great War occurs.

EDIT: If none of the existing vaults appeal to you, feel free to create your own vault.
 
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Everything is hunky-dory in Vault 3 for like 200 years (the doors could have been opened after 20, but they decided vault-life was so great they stayed.) As long as I conclude my long and happy life before the Fiends show up, that's a strong choice.
 
So nobody wants to be that lucky guy who entered Vault 69, huh?

I dunno. It COULD be great. Although, it also COULD be hell, what with all the rampant hormones flying all over the place, and it's of pivotal importance that you keep track of when it was that each of the 999 other occupants started getting ornery, and how long you have until the next time they go crazy on you. Then multiply that stress on you times 999, and have fun walking this emotional minefield, all the while the future of your vault DEPENDS on you being on "friendly terms" with at least a couple of them. It could very have been like a Japanese dating sim from heaven, OR it could have played out like the dating sim from hell!!!
 
SnapSlav said:
So nobody wants to be that lucky guy who entered Vault 69, huh?

I dunno. It COULD be great. Although, it also COULD be hell, what with all the rampant hormones flying all over the place, and it's of pivotal importance that you keep track of when it was that each of the 999 other occupants started getting ornery, and how long you have until the next time they go crazy on you. Then multiply that stress on you times 999, and have fun walking this emotional minefield, all the while the future of your vault DEPENDS on you being on "friendly terms" with at least a couple of them. It could very have been like a Japanese dating sim from heaven, OR it could have played out like the dating sim from hell!!!
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Just imagine if the male who was sent there - through whatever lack of forethought or attention - turned out to be gay.
 
Vault 69 of course, but there exists the rare possibility that you'd be THAT guy who could not get laid, even then

imagine the horror
 
Vault 97. A paramilitary vault near Fort Bragg. Made up of people from every branch of the military
 
Moosick said:
SnapSlav said:
So nobody wants to be that lucky guy who entered Vault 69, huh?

I dunno. It COULD be great. Although, it also COULD be hell, what with all the rampant hormones flying all over the place, and it's of pivotal importance that you keep track of when it was that each of the 999 other occupants started getting ornery, and how long you have until the next time they go crazy on you. Then multiply that stress on you times 999, and have fun walking this emotional minefield, all the while the future of your vault DEPENDS on you being on "friendly terms" with at least a couple of them. It could very have been like a Japanese dating sim from heaven, OR it could have played out like the dating sim from hell!!!
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Just imagine if the male who was sent there - through whatever lack of forethought or attention - turned out to be gay.
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Wouldn't make a difference, just like how it's a statistical CERTAINLY that there would be at least 300 lesbians in that crowd of 999 women (if not 400-600). Biological necessity would still force their hands to try getting it on. If the guy was gay, that would just make the process difficult, but far from impossible. Although, could you imagine the scenario where the women WANT to fight over him, because they have to go through the arduous process of making him aroused in order to copulate, and it's harder than it should be because he can't feel attracted to them? Then again, there's all these stories of couples who separate years later when the guy "reveals", years and several kids later, that he was gay all along. It probably wouldn't really be hard to get laid no matter what the case was...
 
I was speaking more of the amusing situation that might arise upon first entering the vault as opposed to obvious details of conception, turkey basters, masturbating into a petri-dish to a Playgirl, etc etc etc.
 
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