welsh
Junkmaster
With regard to Alec's point-
Ok, so who hasn't been schtumping some chick, she's got her legs up on your chest, feet in either hand or on your shoulder, and you decide to suck the toes.
In such a situation, it's quite I think it's fairly normal to suck on the toes. What the hell, I mean it's sex, not manners school. Get that tongue all over those toes. Go for the toe jam.
That said, it's hard to eat a woman's toes if they look more like something that's been living at the bottom of the ocean than like cute little digits of love.
But Alec, word of caution- don't let your girlfriend know that you are fantasizing about someone else when you are boning her. 90% of men might think about someone else while boning a particular woman, but only 25% of men are stupid enough to tell her.
As for masturbating in the bathroom at work- be careful not to squirt over the walls of the stall as hitting a boss in the head with your cum might lead to both a lost job as well as some social discomfort as the gossip in your office spreads.
As for sleeping with people you don't like. Sometimes the best sex is with people that you otherwise don't like. It's unfortunate that you don't like them personally, but then when you're doing it the "Take it all, Bitch! Squirm for me, you whore" thoughts... well..... You know.
Similarly honesty in such circumstances is overrated.
Note-
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10844&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Ok, so who hasn't been schtumping some chick, she's got her legs up on your chest, feet in either hand or on your shoulder, and you decide to suck the toes.
In such a situation, it's quite I think it's fairly normal to suck on the toes. What the hell, I mean it's sex, not manners school. Get that tongue all over those toes. Go for the toe jam.
That said, it's hard to eat a woman's toes if they look more like something that's been living at the bottom of the ocean than like cute little digits of love.
But Alec, word of caution- don't let your girlfriend know that you are fantasizing about someone else when you are boning her. 90% of men might think about someone else while boning a particular woman, but only 25% of men are stupid enough to tell her.
As for masturbating in the bathroom at work- be careful not to squirt over the walls of the stall as hitting a boss in the head with your cum might lead to both a lost job as well as some social discomfort as the gossip in your office spreads.
As for sleeping with people you don't like. Sometimes the best sex is with people that you otherwise don't like. It's unfortunate that you don't like them personally, but then when you're doing it the "Take it all, Bitch! Squirm for me, you whore" thoughts... well..... You know.
Similarly honesty in such circumstances is overrated.
Note-
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10844&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
But if you are sleeping with someone that you don't really like, or perhaps the angry sex is really good but the person is despicable- well that's pretty kinky. Not that this could work better if it's the woman who doesn't like you.
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She said, "you're one of the most despicable, foul, crude and noisome individuals I have ever met."
He said, "Well, so then why do we keep doing this every afternoon?"
She said, "It's the sex. Just the sex."
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In my opinion it's more like that this relationship would last if it's the girl who has issues.
It is possible that the guy doesn't like the girl. THe trick is simple- don't tell her.
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He said, "You know I like that thing you do with that tongue, but I hate it when you speak."
She said, "I'm not sure. You like me going down, but don't like me speaking?"
He said, "That's correct. You're skilled sexually, but in terms of conversation you're either a moron or so morally vacuous that listening to you is almost unbearable. In fact, if you weren't so physically hot and incredible sexually, I don't think I could stand this relationship."
She said nothing for a long moment. Then she went into the kitchen to remove the hammer she kept in the second draw for such occassions.
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Ok, to avoid this consequence, dump her. Look, in the end sex with the same person becomes monotonous.
You can only sleep with the same person a couple thousand times without feeling any emotions when you start to wonder, "gosh wouldn't be nice have great sex with someone I really feel something about."