I hate to admit it, but in that last pic (and only in that one), you do look kinda sorta screwable. But in a skanky way. Like when I would be sitting in the pub and be really really drunk and you came in, yeah, I'd tap your arse.
Stop fucking with my head. I'm getting married. I am not like this. At all.
Are you shitting me? Well, man I have to say your one hell of a cross dresser... Hell if I didn't have my glasses on, I'd take you for a cute girl, the way tho goons FFVII mistook Cloud for a female.
I know. I'm sick. Three years ago, I was all into Thai ladyboys, but only the really really cute ones, mind you. I couldn't help it, though, it was the drugs messing with my hormones and my head.
I wouldn't screw him, though. I'd just tap his arse. A couple of times. Nothing wrong with that, right?