Warning. Bong resin may cause widening of the eyes and a paranoid look.
Do not take bong resin if:
You are mentally retarded.
Have no desire to work.
Think Bob Marley is a legend.
Have trouble sitting or standing.
Have erectile disfunction.
Have trouble thinking or reading.
Think you might be paranoid.
Think fat goth chicks are hot.
Have an erection lasting for more than four hours.
If you already have these symptoms, talk to your doctor.
If so, bong resin might not be for you.
I'm just fuckin with ya.