Jack Chick & Christianity

Ozrat

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Jack Chick is simply amazing.

Not only is he able to disprove Evolution, he is also able to prove that every single non Christian religion (including the Catholic Church!) is false and that they all lead to Christianity if you really look at the facts!

For instance:

Native Americans

Hindu

Islam

More Islam

Islam gets beaten down again

A special message about 9/11 and Islam

Islam bites the dust again

Islam = Teh Devil

Roman Catholic

More Catholics

Even MORE Catholics!

Geez, what is wrong with you Catholics?

Catholics pwned yet AGAIN!

Catholics just don't know when to give up

Catholic Church and the Holocaust

Jehova Witnesses

FreeMasonry

More Masonry

Buddism

Mormons

Judism

The Passover Plot

False Missionaries

Explains the lack of modern Revival sessions

How to properly respect the Virgin Mary

Even Reverends can be following a false faith


And finally...

Why the Jewish Messiah and his faithful following pwns everybody else

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Interesting...

Discuss.
 
This is revolting.
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PUNXNOTDEAD!

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Yay! More racist hatred! Fun!


Seriously, I'd kick somebody's balls for spewing that kind of religious vomit.
 
It's sad that people like Jack Chick and Thomas de Torquemada will die of natural deaths. Hmmm...anyone believe in reincarnation? That's the only explanation I can think of to see how a fundie like Jack Chick would be like this.

Yet that's okay. Chick's apparently of the "only Genesis matters in the Old Testament" school of thought and obviously a dose of the following.

"It's okay if I fuck my sister, b'cuz she ain't a 'nuther man's wife!"
 
Roshambo said:
"It's okay if I fuck my sister, b'{Beats me likes a baby seal "cuz" I am STOOPID!} she ain't a 'nuther man's wife!"
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:rofl:

I think the fact you got caught in your own script (you wrote it IIRC) is as hilarious as the Jack Chick logic analysis :wink:
 
Aquinas said that when arguing with a beliver on God, use the arguments of a beliver, and when arguing with a non-beliver, use the arguments of a non beliver. Or something. It's been along time sense I read anything by him.

He was wrong there, unlike almost everything else, for belivers, as the Beliver must be sensative to the faith of the non-beliver (unless you are really, really pissed, and your objective is to get the other one really, really pissed, as is mine against Wiccans), and use arguments of reaon to first tear down the original system, then rebuild a new one with the utmost compassion.

This guy is a moron. In some situations, he actually has some really good arguments (save the Catholic rag, that fucking stank), but ultimately he does not realize that when a person realizes that thier past faith was full of shit and betrayed Christanity (say, Mormons and the God+Sata=Best Friends Forever), they are vulnerable. If you say that the faith they worked for many years was Satan worshiping, and you need to repent now, you've lost him.

EDIT: I know, it's a religious topic, I was just deabting on methods of conversion is all.
 
If there are people stupid enough to be convinced to start believing because of that guy my hope for humanity has reached rock bottom... Really, there are lots of reasons I could imagine why someone converts to christianity, but THAT!?

*walks away shaking his head and mumbling*
 
The foolish idea that Earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans, isn't only disproven by evolution, but also by the whole concept of nuclear physics. If I hadn't forgotten everything I learned before dropping out of college (yes, I'm that senile), I'd give this guy a good lesson. You just wait till August, choir boy!

We should show him this: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~kim/Bevis.html
 
Random bits and pieces

The Gay Blade - The evils of ass-fucking
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Soul Story - A story about inner-city gang war
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That Crazy Guy - Getting STDs from pre-marital sex
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The Bull - A story about a violent criminal picking up a Chick tract, realizing the error of his ways, actually converts the prison chaplain, and gets all the prisoners to form a faithful church!
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The Sissy - "Great for truckers and bikers!"
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Dark Dungeons - How playing D&D leads to The Devil!
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Caught - Adultery
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And that's all I can stomach for now.
 
You know what? I tried fairly hard to stay out of this. But fuck it!

Ozrat, why on earth is every faith save Christanity defendable in your view? WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU SPENT THE LAST TWO TOPICS TRYING TO PROVE THAT CHRISTANITY IS FULL OF BORN AGAINS!?
 
Hey CCR, why can't you just accept that not everybody feels the way about relgion as you do. THERE IS NO GOD AND JESUS WAS JEWISH. get over it.
 
Here's the deal Watergirl/Ozrat: you can either stop making such outrageous statements about Christanity without anything to really base them upon, or you can continue to do so and proven wrong once again with more logic and reasoning.
 
What, Jesus wasn't Jewish? And you still haven't given me one reason to beileve there is a God. NOW STFU, Mr. "I'm not gonna debate religion anymore"
 
WaterGirl said:
What, Jesus wasn't Jewish? And you still haven't given me one reason to beileve there is a God. NOW STFU, Mr. "I'm not gonna debate religion anymore"
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I WANTED TO STOP DEBATING RELIGIOUS TOPICS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT PEOPLE WOULD TRY AND HELP ME BECOME MORE TOLERANT, NOT JUST FLAMEBAIT ME AGAIN AND FUCKING AGAIN! STOP IT!
 
LOL. You staying away from faith topics might work better if you didn't take every little remark the least bit critical to christianity personal, CC.
 
I don't think the "attacks" are focused against Christianity on a whole, just on a minority of bible-thumping Christian extremists.
 
Myrrdin said:
LOL. You staying away from faith topics might work better if you didn't take every little remark the least bit critical to christianity personal, CC.
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Ozrat's last two topics have TRIED TO PROVE THAT MOST CHIRSTIANS ARE SNAKEHANDLERS OR BORN AGAIN FREAKS! I BEG OF YOU! I WANT TO CONTIUE POSTING HERE, BUT I AM ONLY HUMAN! DO NOT BAIT ME!
 
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