Longest Surviving Headless Chicken

Jesus, this is scary and truly disgusting. Reminds me of the 'chicken from outer space' from that cartoon, Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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Hey, that was a kickass cartoon. And a scary one, too. I mean, just look at the chicken!

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I know, Chupacabra, I love that cartoon. But cartoons are one thing, and reality is another. This headless chicken is really scary. I bet he was plotting to take over the world while running around without his head.
 
Ratty, it is common knowledge that one needs a brain in order to plot to take over the world. Sometimes a brain too large to fit in one's head withoug a creepy glass dome affixed to the top of it.
 
Silencer said:
Ratty, it is common knowledge that one needs a brain in order to plot to take over the world. Sometimes a brain too large to fit in one's head withoug a creepy glass dome affixed to the top of it.
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Dude, maybe it doesn't need a brain? Maybe its mental functions are distributed among nerves of the entire body so it can think without a brain? Maybe its mind has transcended the bounds of flesh and become pure energy? Either way, that chicken was intelligent and evil, evil I tell you, bent on destruction of the entire human race! Maybe it didn't even die, maybe it just faked its own death so it can continue its unspeakably heinous labors in total obscurity! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!
 
Ratty said:
Silencer said:
Ratty, it is common knowledge that one needs a brain in order to plot to take over the world. Sometimes a brain too large to fit in one's head withoug a creepy glass dome affixed to the top of it.
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Dude, maybe it doesn't need a brain? Maybe its mental functions are distributed among nerves of the entire body so it can think without a brain? Maybe its mind has transcended the bounds of flesh and become pure energy? Either way, that chicken was intelligent and evil, evil I tell you, bent on destruction of the entire human race! Maybe it didn't even die, maybe it just faked its own death so it can continue its unspeakably heinous labors in total obscurity! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!
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Its true! Everyone knows the quiet one's are always evil...and that chicken couldnt cluck! It must have spent its time plotting vile schemes to rule the known world!

I belive you Ratty...I do.

Oh yes and Courage the Cowardly dog scares the shit outta me.

Trusts No One,
The Vault Dweller
 
Ratty said:
Dude, maybe it doesn't need a brain? Maybe its mental functions are distributed among nerves of the entire body so it can think without a brain?
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Do you mean like a... *gulp* chicken worm ? :eek:

Or perhaps...
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Ratty said:
Dude, maybe it doesn't need a brain? Maybe its mental functions are distributed among nerves of the entire body so it can think without a brain?
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Is it really necessary?
The campus doctor at the University of Sheffield in the U.K. was treating a math major, when he noticed that the student’s head was a little larger than normal. He referred the student to neurology professor John Lorber, who gave the student a CAT scan and discovered he has virtually no brain at all, despite having an IQ of 126 and doing well in college.
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Linky-Linky.

(note: You have no idea how hard it was to find an article about this. Try searching Google for "Brainless man" or "Missing brain" and you get a lot, and I mean a lot, of jokes about Bush or single men.)
 
My intelligence is clearly located within my penis.

It sees the world, studies many different areas, and had plenty of very interesting encounters.
 
Jebus said:
My intelligence is clearly located within my penis.

It sees the world, studies many different areas, and had plenty of very interesting encounters.
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So just what nationalities has it visited?

:wink: ,
The Vault Dweller
 
Jebus said:
It sees the world, studies many different areas, and had plenty of very interesting encounters.
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Indeed, your penis is an expert anatomist specializing in right hands.
 
I just recalled another incident that proves just how evil and dangerous chickens are. My friend and I once drove through a small village near his town and there were some chickens on the road. When they spotted our car, they started running away. One of them, however, wasn't fast enough and for a moment I was certain my friend would run it over. But then the chicken FLEW ten meters in the air and elegantly cruised to a nearby yard! It was both a shocking and frightening sight - it was then that it became clear to me that chickens have some remarkable abilities, and sufficient intelligence and wisdom to keep them hidden from humans. Who knows what nefarious schemes they plot during those cold, dark winter nights in the hen-house.
 
That reminds me too Ratty.

Although chickens eat birdseed and such Ive heard of them attacking and killing any chicken thats wounded in a yard full of them or even ripping the scab of the wound of a human and going at it...with every available chicken involved. Has their lifestyle of being raised for food forced them to hate? I always thought they werent smart enough to care...I was wrong.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
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