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It's from Kill Bill Vol. 2

Not really though, it was from Wu-tang member Liquid Swords album, but since Tarantino got him to do stuff on KB2, they used it.

Alright, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, ready whip.....term papers?
 
PCU. Nice concept as a comedy, that film, but I didn't like it much.

X: Lemme get that straight. Elroy here says that stinkin' camel can pick up a bottle of sasparilla, carry it off over there and drink it all by itself.
Y: That's the bet
X: Hahahaha, that's the dumbest bet I ever heard!
 
Wrong. It is featured on Kill Bill vol 2. It is the movie that The Bride (Beatrice) and her daughter B.B. watch together. GZA uses that same line but replaces it with stuff that pertains to hip hop and MCs. The actual movie title is still up for grabs.
 
Momochi Zabuza said:
Wrong. It is featured on Kill Bill vol 2. It is the movie that The Bride (Beatrice) and her daughter B.B. watch together. GZA uses that same line but replaces it with stuff that pertains to hip hop and MCs. The actual movie title is still up for grabs.

Actually, technically if it's featured, it's a valid source for the quote. But since you insist, it's Shogun Assassin

I repeat

X: Lemme get that straight. Elroy here says that stinkin' camel can pick up a bottle of sasparilla, carry it off over there and drink it all by itself.
Y: That's the bet
X: Hahahaha, that's the dumbest bet I ever heard!
 
*concentrates all his might*

RESURRECTION!

I have forgotten where the above quote is from. Anyone who manages to figure it out gets a Holy Movie Knower rank.

Rules: identify a quote, post a new one, first one to reply counts, following ones don't

Petitions to remove me from this thread shall be duly ignored.

That said, new quote x1000:

X: Y!
Y: What?
X: My dick is hard!
Y: In prison? You perverted bastard!
(...)
Congratulations!

And since nobody's going to get that one:

Murder? ... We're not in this world to cause pain, dear. Of course -- you have to think of yourself on occasion. I'm not saying you don't. But there are other people, too. Which is something you're daily more aware of as you grow older.
 
Atom Egoyan rocks, that's Felicia's Journey.

From a terrible, terrible, terrible movie. Never see it. And Tone Capone was the only one who could get it, so ha ha.

X: So, what did you think of the sisters?
Y: Monson's nice, I don't know about the other one.
X: Yeah, Sister Fronk.
Y: Yeah, her.
X: She's a very smart girl.
Y: Well, she thinks so.
 
God's Army.

Mermans, ahoy!

X: Why are you dicking with me, you little dick? Wanna play, dick face?
Y: You just used "dick" as a noun, a verb, and an adjective.
 
The Battle for Shaker High. Mediocre.

X:I think the Turks had a real reason to believe that the Armenians were a threat to their security. I mean, their eastern border was threatened by Russia and, I mean, if they believed that the Armenians were gonna betray them; so this was their war. Populations get moved around all the time.
 
Kharn said:
Me!

No, really, speaking of Egoyan; Ararat.

X: cadet Tolstoy?
Tolstoy: I didn't do it, sir!

Holy fuck. I'm stunned that I know this, but it's from some movie about cutting trees in Siberia - I can't remember the exact title, though.

What 'Cinema Novo' festivals are good for. This movie was also played in Cannes, if I'm not mistaken.

Anyway, I hope that's good enough.

What has always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer.
 
The Longest Day? You like American war movies?

X:Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!
 
Jebus said:
Holy fuck. I'm stunned that I know this, but it's from some movie about cutting trees in Siberia - I can't remember the exact title, though.

What 'Cinema Novo' festivals are good for. This movie was also played in Cannes, if I'm not mistaken.

Anyway, I hope that's good enough.

I'll buy that one

It was Barber of Siberia

John: Cabaret, right? Don't remember too well. I don't think I liked that movie too much.

Two different quotes:

1. From one of the best films of the 21st century so far, non-American. Knocked me twice off my socks and about, this flick. Paraphrased from memory:

X: I have a gift for you. A Christmas gift.
Y: What is it?
X: This. The streets, the cars, the people...the entire world. That's the gift.
Y: ...I'm sorry. I don't think that's a very good present. There's wind, it's foggy and it's very cold here. The world is not a very good present.

2. From one of those odd lil' 80's (I think) US flicks. Easier, but if you get this one, I'll repeat the one above later ;)

We have come full circle, Lord. I would like to think there is some higher meaning in this. It certainly would reflect well on you.
 
Jurassic Park. That whole lysine contingency thing never made sense to me, despite Samuel's (I think) good explanation of it

Now, I warned you. Think Sweden. But think Russia too

X: I have a gift for you. A Christmas gift.
Y: What is it?
X: This. The streets, the cars, the people...the entire world. That's the gift.
Y: ...I'm sorry. I don't think that's a very good present. There's wind, it's foggy and it's very cold here. The world is not a very good present.
 
John Uskglass said:
IT's not The Sacrifice by Tarkovsky is it? Or related to it, because that is 20th Century.

Offret? Not. Swedish film, with a Swedish director, 21st century. Also Russia.

Heh.
 
Goddamnit Kharn, why do YOU always have to kill this thread with a really difficult quote? First the BFG, then that other weird one, now THIS. Everyone else was doing painfull obvious ones while this thread gets back on track.
 
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