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John Uskglass said:
Goddamnit Kharn, why do YOU always have to kill this thread with a really difficult quote? First the BFG, then that other weird one, now THIS. Everyone else was doing painfull obvious ones while this thread gets back on track.
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Ehehehehe

Ok, apologies.

It was Lilja 4-Ever. If you haven't seen it, see it. Made me cry, it did, very much so.

Very easy:

X: Y, I am *not* trying to seduce you.
Y: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. X, this is difficult...
X: Would you like me to seduce you?
Y: What?
X: Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Y: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.
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The Graduate

X: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.
Y: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.
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"Downfall". Never heard it being called that

I still have to see it. I've been interested in the director since the slightly failed Das Experiment.

Curious to see what he'll do what Invasion of the Youknowwhats

I'm guessing Elephant. Still haven't seen it, but that quote was mentioned in a newspaper article once as being from that film, because it was an actual quote of the Columbine killer or something, don't remember. Am I right, though?

Now, for a quote...

Ah! I'll wildly misquote from memory, but I'll make it long enough so it'll remain recognisable:

X: Hey, kid, got any crack?
Y: Pawdon?
X: Got any crack, smack, dope, shit, weed, ganja, heroine? Are you by any chance asmatic? Could I borrow your inhaler?
Y: You're in a vwightful state.
X: Yeah, kid, I've been to hell and back
Y: You were in 'Nam?
X: Yes, kid, I've seen the worst of it
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German-Norwegian-Swedish-Danish-Dutch (?) Untergang is closest to Downfall, though Untergang has a lot of diffirent meanings, and somehow Downfall seems more sudden.

Yes, it was Elephant. Both Downfall and Elephant are damn good movies, you should see both.

Could you make sure the quote is exact Kharn? I think I might remember a scene like that in a movie I saw years ago, but I think you need to be a little more accurate.
 
John Uskglass said:
German-Norwegian-Swedish-Danish-Dutch (?) Untergang is closest to Downfall, though Untergang has a lot of diffirent meanings, and somehow Downfall seems more sudden.
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Ondergang in Dutch, but we just call it Untergang anyway. We don't translate names unless they're really difficult to pronounce/remember (like Chinese names)

John Uskglass said:
Could you make sure the quote is exact Kharn? I think I might remember a scene like that in a movie I saw years ago, but I think you need to be a little more accurate.
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I'd have to watch the movie again

Back-up quote, same movie:

X: Hello, my name is X.
Y: You may be X to your friends but you're fly-shit to me.
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Just watched it right now. Meet the Feebels.

There are some really weird coinkidinks in my life right now.


Among my favorite lines in cinema despite the movie being somewhat mediocre.

I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
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Devil's Advocate

I kind of liked the movie, though not much. It has a lot of memorable stuff in it, at least

X: Do any of you have a spare?
Y: Well, Z does...
X: Really?
Z: Yeah, but I don't think you want it...
X: I do, I do!
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I know. I like Bob Hoskins quite a bit as well.

From maybe my favorite actress who is not Meryl Streep.

X:I bit, Okwe. At the factory. He said he would report me to immigration, and he made me suck. But today I bit. I bit. I bit.
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I hate Streep, "The Horrible Line", we call her in my house (Streep = line, in Dutch, pronounced slightly differently "De Verschrikkelijke Streep")

Audrey Tautou I like, though I wouldn't see much of her if it weren't for a crazy French friend of mine. Did you see "À la folie... pas du tout"? Oh, and Dirty Pretty Things, or whatever it's called ;) I don't like seeing her speak English, though, and I'd assume you'd hate her for being a muslim. Racogist.

Uhm...

If you lose your temper you lose everything
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I hate Streep, "The Horrible Line", we call her in my house (Streep = line, in Dutch, pronounced slightly differently "De Verschrikkelijke Streep")
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Yeah, your house with your half dozen kids running around and your attractive Turkish wife.

Why the hate?

Audrey Tautou I like
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Hard not to.

though I wouldn't see much of her if it weren't for a crazy French friend of mine.
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Remember: you would not have that annoying friend if not for the EU and insane European identity.

À la folie... pas du tout
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No. Should I? Have not seen much of her non Jeunet work as God Is Great And I Am Not sounds like it would annoy the pants off of me, even though that would make it easier for me to jerk off.

Oh, and Dirty Pretty Things, or whatever it's called
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Great movie. I'm generally a big proponent of all stripes of immigrants to non-continental nation, and all the actors involved where great and the script was amazing and Frears pwnz.

and I'd assume you'd hate her for being a muslim.
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Quite the opposite. I found her adorable and realistic. I pray to God there are women just like her in New York, as the more Turks in America means more Turkish food, Turkish women, Turkish literature and Turkish history, all of which I love.
 
Kharn said:
It was Lilja 4-Ever. If you haven't seen it, see it. Made me cry, it did, very much
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Lilja 4-Ever is a great movie.

You have now recieved the Jebus Gobson Seal of Approval, Kharn. Congratulations.



Be sure to feed the seal a bit of fish from time to time.
 
Kharn, 24/7?
Do I have to do one now?

EDIT: In any case here's one. Or two.

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."
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Grosse Point Blanc.
At least, the second one is. But since you're only allowed one movie, I'm guessing the first one's from GPB too.

You think he's a tough guy? He's not tough. The working man's a tough guy. Let him get up each and every morning to get to work, we'll see how tough he is. He's not a tough guy - your father is a tough guy.
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