M o v i e Q u o t e s

[Jebus]

The island of Dr. Moreau

If you are going to jerk off, why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel?

(Starting to run out of quotes here...)

 

[MrMarcus]

Good Will Hunting

...raped the horses and rode off on the women!!!

 

[Jebus]

The Three Amigos

They don't get you. You're not a coward. Stupid, okay; but not a coward.

 

[Montez]

The 3 Amigos

Hopefully this one isn't too obscure:

Here I am, JH

 

[Jebus]

I just love beating people!

 

[Dove]

@Jebus: The Road Warrior.

I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit.

 

[King of Creation]

oh god...terrible
Galaxy Quest

a: Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
b: Ummm....your wife?

 

[MrMarcus]

hehehe... good one KoC. WarGames

And @ Montez, yours is from Brazil.

Can you blow me where the Pampers is?

 

[Jebus]

PCU!

An easy one:

My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolats: you never know what you're gonna get...

 

[King of Creation]

Come on jebus, lets get serious here. I think everyone in the world knows this quote, even if they have never seen the movie.
Forrest Gump

a: Oh my God!
b: God! God is love. I don't love you

 

[Brother None]

Fuck no, B, that'd be like eating her!

Current quote, and I have no fuckin clue Kharn. There should be a rule stating that you can't post in this thread, nobody can defeat you

Fuck that!

I reserve the right to name a new quote, damn you people!

Oh, fuck it

That quote's from Ginger Snaps. Damn you people.

To reserve the right more; King's quote is from part one of that excellent trilogy (or are there more now?): the Prophecy

Here's an easier one:

Jetz wurd es psychologisch, meinen Heren

Misspelling aside

PS: could whoever pressed "watch this thread", please now press "stop watching this thread"? Those sendmail errors that function is causing are GODDAMN ANNOYING.

PPS: Galaxy Quest rocks.

 

[MrMarcus]

Prophecy

Attepmted rape. And she let me sit in jail all night before dropping the charges.

EDIT: Damn you Kharn, posting while I was typing....

 

[Dove]

In english please Kharn, I can't translate.

 

[Brother None]

In english please Kharn, I can't translate.

'cor not, but it's in the original language of the flick

"Now it gets psychological, gentlemen"

DAS BOOT

You people are bloody stupid

Ugh, next one. Someone better get this one, though

Did you see that movie Jaws? This spider makes that shark look like a guppie

 

[Malky]

The Giant Spider Invasion!

You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.

Stop IMDBing things!

 

[King of Creation]

Man Bites Dog

EDIT: WAY TO KILL THE THREAD GUYS

 

[King of Creation]

Seeing as how this thread almost was lost in oblivion cause no one got my last quote, here's a new quote so this thread will live on forever!:

a: How much can you decipher?
b: Fifteen percent.
a: Really decipher?
b: Ten percent.
a: That's one word in ten! You're guessing!
b: We like to call it "analysis."

 

[Thorgrimm]

I would take a guess it was Midway


Cheers Thorgrimm

 

[King of Creation]

Right

Now post another quote for us to guess

 

[Thorgrimm]

ok here is one.

The stink of burning Roman dead is just as bad as the stink of burning barbarian dead.

Cheers Thorgrimm