M o v i e Q u o t e s

[King of Creation]

Analyze This
or Analyze That
They're both basically the same.

So its true! Only women may touch it.

 

[MrMarcus]

OMG - I just watched this the other weekend - Red Sonja.

Look between the two giant melons...

 

[EyeMaster7]

I know that! It is between the waitress breasts!!!!

err.... the quote is from "Midnight Madness" .

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you will enjoy the rest of your flight. Oh! By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[Brother None]

Easy; Airplane!

X: "You're a winner!"
Y: "Hey, looks like you're a winner"
Z: "You rigged the contest?!
Y: "Uh-huh"

 

[King of Creation]

5th element

Find a child, a child whose mother and father have been killed. A little boy about this high. And raise him as your own. Only be sure that he is a Muslim and that you raise him as one.

 

[Brother None]

Gandhi. Ugh, what a dragon of a movie that was...

X: What's the password?
Y: Walt sent me...
X: Nice monkey-suit
Y: Wiseguy

 

[Elissar]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time.

 

[Malky]

American History X

I...pardon you.

 

[Myrrdin]

Schindler's List?

- Now, what is the one thing if you put it in a movie it'll be successful?
- Tits.

 

[Malky]

That's from Ed Wood. I just picked a quote from that movie.

Easy one...

It was fuckin' obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt.

 

[Elissar]

Trainspotting.

We had a short-timer once. Johnny I-forget-his-name. He wore a flak jacket, two helmets and armor underwear. Ashau Valley... your time's up, your time *is* up.

 

[Malky]

Hamburger Hill

I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.

Too easy...

 

[[PCE]el_Prez]

True Romance

ain't so funny meow, is it?

 

[KQX]

True Romance

When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.

EDIT: WHAT? Come on El Prezidente, why coulnd't you get it a few seconds later

 

[Elissar]

Super Troopers

Someone's gone all crazy out here. There's blood, guts and asses everywhere man!

 

[Dove]

Scary Movie.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

 

[MrMarcus]

ugh... Bridget Jones' Diary...
at least the after-movie nookie was worth it

If you drink any of that, I'm out of a job.

 

[Brother None]

Freejack

Mick Jagger pwns all. Unusual movie, tho'

The next might be a slight misquote. or a huge one, depending

X: I find him very attractive.
Y: Attractive?! Look at that *suit*. He looks like a giraffe in drag

 

[Malky]

Kharn is banned from Movie Quotes.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

 

[Brother None]

Kharn is banned from Movie Quotes.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That's not fair

Plus Tombstone

Another quote from the same movie I posted above. Someone get this one:

Oh, great. Terrific. He decides to keep the zoo open so you kill him. Brilliant. Well done, thank you so much. Especially for shooting him right between the eyes so that it doesn't look like an accident... Because the people at Octopus will know that he was coming here to close us down so there's our motive for murdering him. Stunning. Well, Mr. Brain of Britain, what are we going to tell the police, who are of course already on there way here?... Another example of the thoroughness of your plan.