I know. I said stuff.
Never tell your password to anyone.
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HansSalmon: Is this the chat?
HansSalmon: I guess it is.
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White Trash Toront has changed their name to Toronto, Canada.
Toronto, Canada: damn he left
Toronto, Canada: well I'll keep this log going to spy on people "Toront said to himself as he went back to his devious plan to take over NMA"
Toronto, Canada: Few will know in the years ahead about how it all went down here, in the asscrack of the southern US...
Toronto, Canada: Those who from the shadows were said to control the very nature of NMA at will
Toronto, Canada: They have lurked silently waiting for the day when the time could possibly most likely happen if performed on a Full Moon, with the Quaff a virgin drank from a certain fruit...where was I? Oh yeah the quaffer. It's important man. you don't know how important until you blow that load so far into some bitches snatch that she accidently forms another human being.
Toronto, Canada: I mean how many of you fucking queers knew Odin?
Toronto, Canada: Welsh?
Toronto, Canada: BROTHER NONE?
Toronto, Canada: WHERE ARE YOU!?
Toronto, Canada: Roshambo would rip a fecking noob in half if he saw this disgrace.
Toronto, Canada: At least The Order chat has 4 guys sitting around not talking.
Toronto, Canada: Per wrote walkthroughs for these assholes
Toronto, Canada: No respect
Toronto, Canada: I mean I saw Killap's Restoration Patch cure some dudes impotence. If that isn't magic I don't know what is.
Toronto, Canada: So this chat room amirte?
Toronto, Canada: Don't mind the typos you worthless sons a bitches
Toronto, Canada: I sit here all ay shitposting and the least you could do is humor me
Toronto, Canada: dont mind that typos bitch
Toronto, Canada: or taht one
Toronto, Canada: or T-H-A-T
Toronto, Canada: finally...breathe Toront they can't see you
Toronto, Canada: *breathes in slow and takes a nice long drink of Cream Soda*
Toronto, Canada: It was at this point that Toront had a psychotic episode and killedthe chatroom- The End