Merry Christmas everyone
- Thread starter Odin
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Briosafreak
Lived Through the Heat Death
Re: Happy Holidays!
Same here. Now go and give some presents to the pretty young one!
Puuk said:
Same here. Now go and give some presents to the pretty young one!
Merry Christmas, everyone! As you put on those expensive sneakers your Mom bought you, remember to thank the Vietnamese kids who bled their fingers sewing them, you insensitive slobs!
As I put on my brand new buckler I indeed did remember the poor Hungarian fella who forged it with his own bare hands and a hammer.
Then I remembered he got fifty-something Euros for it and went on hitting people with swords.
Then I remembered he got fifty-something Euros for it and went on hitting people with swords.
Josan
Look, Ma! Two Heads!
Bah! Humbug!
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
I missed out...
I spent the whole night on Christmas Eve hunkered down in the snow outside my house. The near full-moon cast an eerie glow over the glistening landscape of ice as I kept watch in the direction of the roof...waiting for that fat fool and his "Bag of Never-Ending Joy" to land oh my roof so I could take him down with a few shots through his belly of jelly. If he were to plan a quick emercency take-off, I also had a bull-horn to startle the reindeer. My plan was to take the bag Santa had and pull out whatever I desired...or even turn it upside down and let all the presents of the world spill down decadently in front of me. It was not to be...
I somehow fell asleep. When I awoke I found a neatly wrapped box in front of me in green and red. Inside was a delicately carved lump of coal in the shape of Santa himself. The coal likeness...had its pants off and was mooning me. I slammed my fist into the cold snow...
I'll get him next year,
The Vault Dweller
I spent the whole night on Christmas Eve hunkered down in the snow outside my house. The near full-moon cast an eerie glow over the glistening landscape of ice as I kept watch in the direction of the roof...waiting for that fat fool and his "Bag of Never-Ending Joy" to land oh my roof so I could take him down with a few shots through his belly of jelly. If he were to plan a quick emercency take-off, I also had a bull-horn to startle the reindeer. My plan was to take the bag Santa had and pull out whatever I desired...or even turn it upside down and let all the presents of the world spill down decadently in front of me. It was not to be...
I somehow fell asleep. When I awoke I found a neatly wrapped box in front of me in green and red. Inside was a delicately carved lump of coal in the shape of Santa himself. The coal likeness...had its pants off and was mooning me. I slammed my fist into the cold snow...
I'll get him next year,
The Vault Dweller