Moral Graph

[megatron]

BUM-CHIKA BUM-CHIKA

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Gunishment.

 

[Brother None]

Design a Dutch moral system then, you nay-sayer! What would be some relevant examples of Dutch moral quandaries?

Well that doesn't really work, because Dutch morality actually doesn't extend beyond "If it doesn't hurt anybody, it's ok." 'cept for extreme Christian folk.

But stuff like "if you could get 10 million dollars to drown a kitten, would you do it?" or "Who should die: you or 10 strangers?"

This test, in which answering "yes" to every question makes you like CC and answering "no" makes you like most people here, is a bit...retarded?

 

[megatron]

i got a different result. i think you guys are just 2d characters?

 

[EyeMaster7]

Suppose you learn about two foreign countries. In one country, it is normal for people to have secret sex with dead chickens. In the other, people don't in the normal course of events have intercourse with frozen poultry.

Which countries are we talking about?

 

[Brother None]

Suppose you learn about two foreign countries. In one country, it is normal for people to have secret sex with dead chickens. In the other, people don't in the normal course of events have intercourse with frozen poultry.

Which countries are we talking about?

Sweden and "Every damn country in the world except Sweden", I think

Note: In Sweden, bestiality is legal as long as it doesn't harm the animal. As the chicken is dead, she is unharmed, hence it is legal bestiality. Hey!*

* as long as the chicken was not killed to have bestiality performed on it, obviously

 

[Bradylama]

Is it really beastiality, though? It'd be more like necrophilia or couch-humping than bestial sexxorz.

Also, is it possible for bestiality to not harm the animal if you're mounting whatever it is?

 

[Hovercar Madness]

Is it really beastiality, though? It'd be more like necrophilia or couch-humping than bestial sexxorz.

Also, is it possible for bestiality to not harm the animal if you're mounting whatever it is?

Put on some Barry White, sprinkle the bed with rose petals and have some champagne on ice. Tell me, which farm animal would be able to resist that?

 

[Brother None]

Is it really beastiality, though? It'd be more like necrophilia or couch-humping than bestial sexxorz.

Also, is it possible for bestiality to not harm the animal if you're mounting whatever it is?

Necrobestiality is still bestiality. Just like pyronecroboviliaphilism.

Sweden has had 70 cases of legal bestiality counted in the past 10 years, if I recall correctly.

Male bestiality harms and animal if the penis is too large for normal penetration, say for cats or dogs. Cows and horses, I doubt it harms them. Female bestiality rarely harms any animal.

 

[Jebus]

Why the hell do you know all this?