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SimpleMinded said:
Sooo Herr Mike time?
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anybody who's actually interested, i say. this FCR douche denied my trade proposition but has the balls to not even manage his team? i'd bitch-slap a niggah for less.
 
fuck it, i'm double-posting. isn't anybody else INTO this shit this year? damn. i mean i know we didn't do IDP's but shit, c'MON guys!

anyway, here's my team:

QB: Tony Romo
QB: Brett Favre
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: DeSean Jackson
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Mark Clayton
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Dallas Clark
RB: Purple Jesus
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Chris Johnson
RB: Darren Sproles
RB: LeSean McCoy
K: John Kasey
DEF: GB
DEF: Pitts

now...i'm *obviously* overstocked in #1 must-start RB position. what i'd love to trade is get either Rodgers, Jennings, Grant or Driver. i don't have enough Green and Gold on this team and it makes my donkey-dick bleed. obviously i'm not worried about POINTS because i just whooped all your sorry asses by over 30 points last week.

c'mon. someone make me a trade offer.
 
Looks like Fuel Cell Regulators isn't MIA after all.

I hate the fact that someone snatched up Cadillac just as I was debating getting him, but decided to wait a day or so.

Twinks: I'll trade any of my WRs except Randy Moss. No Green Bay, though.
 
i'm pretty thick at WR, too....what i really want is at least one (aside from the DEF) GB player for extra cheering purposes.

re: FuelCellReg

why is he not hanging out and talkin' shit amongst us then? that's half the fun, idn't it?
 
TwinkieStabllis said:
i'm pretty thick at WR, too....what i really want is at least one (aside from the DEF) GB player for extra cheering purposes.
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Which is mostly why I wanted Cadillac. :S
Tampa doesn't seem to get many games that make it to the ESPN America channel, though.

TwinkieStabilis said:
re: FuelCellReg

why is he not hanging out and talkin' shit amongst us then? that's half the fun, idn't it?
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Send him a trashtalking PM, see what he does.

Also, battle of the Admins! Kharn is going to be crushed. Eagles' D stands no chance vs my hero Drew Brees, who will hopefully not throw any balls to Colston.

Also also, Maphusio has 2 Questionables and 2 Probables, but is starting all of them?

And fuck me, Twinkie's team is loaded. :S
 
goddammit, Maphusio is another one of those flakey assholes. he did this last year too. well, at least it's better then when Stag NEVER LOOKED at his fantasy team even once.

this next part may be construed as real-life-gloating so proceed at your own risk:

[spoiler:f7566153e2]dudes. so i was in Phoenix visiting the gf for a week, last week and i hung out with her family for the first time on Sat night and then all day Sunday. her sister and brother-in-law have the NFL ticket and Superfan package with direct tv and offered their login and password to me so that i could watch HD streaming games with their account! shit man, as if i'm not in love with this chick enough. [/spoiler:f7566153e2]
 
TwinkieStabllis said:
so i was in Phoenix visiting the gf for a week, last week and i hung out with her family for the first time on Sat night and then all day Sunday. her sister and brother-in-law have the NFL ticket and Superfan package with direct tv and offered their login and password to me so that i could watch HD streaming games with their account! shit man, as if i'm not in love with this chick enough.
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You're incredibly lucky for a sad failed bald old looking bastard.
 
Dear Drew Brees,

Please continue to be an awesome QB. But could you stop passing to Colston? You are making my opponent win.

Thank you,

Sander


Seriously, Brees is doing awesome, but Colston is on Kharn's team and negating (and then some) every awesome thing he does, since he's throwing the awesome balls to him.
Gah!
 
Sorry, he only listens to my football playing advice, as evidenced by him not throwing anything to Colston now.

Also, seriously, Twinkie's team is ridiculous. 70 points, and not even a single game has finished yet? What the fuck.

EDIT: 92 for Twinkie, Chris Johnson is playing the game of his life. This is ridiculous. I'm glad I'm not up against him right now. Hopefully he'll lose some people in the next 2 weeks.
 
Damn, the Jets did a good job of shutting out the Pats. Pats never looked like they had it, Brady didn't do much all day, and Moss had a really shitty day ($#&^*$#).

Also, I love the fact that I have Leon Washington. He really is the Jets main runner.

Looks like my match versus Kharn is going to be close, though it seems to be going my way. Sucks that my WR1(Moss) and RB1 (Jones-Drew) had shitty days, though.

And really, does Brees really have to give up a safety in the closing minutes of the game to give the Philadelphia D 2 fantasy points? Fuck.
 
fuck you green bay. fuck you. you fucking suck. fuck you.


also, why do you guys want to lose so horribly to me this week too?

also, DB...if by "failed" you mean "doing exactly what i want with my life" sure. i'm failing really fucking hard.
 
Sander said:
Also, I love the fact that I have Leon Washington. He really is the Jets main runner.
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Awesome return man too. So versatile and explosive. He's always been way underutilized by the Jets.

UniversalWolf said:
Cimmerian Nights said:
Someone please kick me in the nuts for starting Darren McFadden.
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Done.
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I take it all back, that was before he scored a game wining TD in the final minute, pushing him into double digits. I'm back on the Raiders bandwagon!


Frank Gore is lighting shit up too.
 
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