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What the fuck are you complaining mr. winning by infinity?

Also, how the hell have San Diego and Baltimore racked up 5 total touchdowns without targeting either of their #1 receivers on touchdowns? For fuck's sake, Kharn's actually beating me if this goes on like that.

EDIT: 17 points to make up in a single game, Miami's RB1 and Indianapolis kicker. Not impossible, but tough.

Also, Rivers and Kaeding (14 points for a kicker) really hurt me.
 
Sander said:
What the fuck are you complaining mr. winning by infinity?

well, i look to do as well as possible...and i think looking back i should have trusted Sproles coming off last game, and LT being hurt more than Portis who's been struggling since late last season. mad at myself, not at the outcome of my standing.
 
Boom baby!
Half-time and I've already won, unless my two active players start fucking up big time.

Also, Twinkie, what the hell man, you're running up the score! :D
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
No shit, if Romo hadn't laid an egg last night...

hehe. yeah, though i still took the Dallas loss and the Romo-choke with a smile on my face. fucking cocksucking organization.

EDIT: and i win again! hooray! i be smoking all your asses while all you asses be smokin' cocks!

EDIT2: just dropped that faggot B. Marshall. go grab him someone.
 
I'm almost hoping some of your players get injured so I'm facing you at your weakest next week, Twinks.

Still, Peterson has to run into the curse of 370, hopefully about now.

News just in: Moss is playing. Whoop-whoop, annoying Pats and their failure to properly report anything.

Sadly, none of my key Fantasy games are being broadcast here. I get to watch Michael Vick return to the NFL.
 
Yeah, I'm surprised Twinkie isn't up by 50 points yet.

Also, holy 101 yard kick-off return by Harvin.

Also also, gogog MJD!

EDIT: 2.7 points from Brees? What the fuck! Ah well, still cruising to a win.

Also, Twinkie looks shaky this week. Whoop-whoop.
 
gah. not my fault. had some SERIOUS fucking underachievers this week. christ. about 5 pts from all my "bigtime" RBs? fucking bunch of bums.
 
Pretty stark contrast, though, your first 2 huuuge wins, this week you could actually lose with a very mediocre scoreline.

I'm facing you next week, so this is great news for me.

I like how TO got 0 looks, too. 0 points for El_Prez, and only 3 from Lee Evans. New Orleans really shut down the Bills passing offense.
 
The only chance I have of winning is if Dangelo Williams and Calvin Johnson simultaneously knock each other of the game prior to accruing 8 points.

They'll proably get it, but wait unitl the 4th quarter, getting my hopes up, only to crush my soul in an orgy of scoring. Fuckers.
 
fucking cocksuckingfuckinghell.

the amount of points i should have gotten from Peterson ALONE is more than i got from him, Sproles, Johnson and Holmes fucking COMBINED.

fucking bums. assholes. fuckshits. assdicks. cuntcunts.
 
TwinkieStabllis said:
any given sunday, sander. any given sunday.
Stop saying that, it makes me want to watch that awesome movie again. I have too many other movies I need to watch first.

Twinkie said:
the amount of points i should have gotten from Peterson ALONE is more than i got from him, Sproles, Johnson and Holmes fucking COMBINED.
There's no 'should' only 'got', ya silly American. I thought only Europeans whinged about 'should'.
Tonight's going to be an interesting match for you.

Also, with Barber likely not even starting, or starting somewhat injured and hence not being a monster, I'm basically assured of another win. 3-0 bitches!
 
Sander said:
Also, with Barber likely not even starting, or starting somewhat injured and hence not being a monster, I'm basically assured of another win. 3-0 bitches!
I'm feeling somewhat vinidcated for trading Barber away. Him and Julius Jones for Boldin and '5TDs in 3 games' McGahee. Awww yeah.

Loved having Jacobs and Barber on my team, but their running style is not conducive to healthy, consistant production. errr...
Did I mention Jacobs is available for trade that durable workhorse that he is.
 
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