NMA Fantasy Football

Cimmerian Nights said:
Stop it with the spam. Jeez, I'd think you'd be keeping a lower profile since your appearance on To Catch a Predator.
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I'm sorry - are you still butthurt because I keep rejecting your silly offers?
 
Offers? Hey I know the public education system sucks in Mississippi, but they do teach you the difference between one and many, or is booklearnin' not your thing?
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Offers? Hey I know the public education system sucks in Mississippi, but they do teach you the difference between one and many, or is booklearnin' not your thing?
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a) Not from Mississippi - never went to school here.

b) Geographical bigotry is silly and stupid

c) I was including your offers to gargle my cum with your silly trade offer - hence the use of the plural form of the word

d)

e) Profit!

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I'm looking forward to another winning season, thanks for sucking.
 
Hoxie said:
Where do you start for this whole Fantasy Football thing?
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you start a couple months back, bozo.

(but do feel free to hang out with us in the NFL thread, get to know us, and take part in the FF next year)
 
TwinkieStabllis said:
Hoxie said:
Where do you start for this whole Fantasy Football thing?
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you start a couple months back, bozo.

(but do feel free to hang out with us in the NFL thread, get to know us, and take part in the FF next year)
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Sounds good, not too knowledgeable about NFL/football, but it couldn't hurt to try and get better acquainted.
 
The first game is tomorrow night.

If you act immediately it might not be too late to join a free league on ESPN or Yahoo or NFL.com as long as you don't mind playing with strangers. It's too late to get in on a serious or semi-serious league though. I'm sure all but a handful of drafts are already done.
 
Quick Team List so I don't have to constantly look up who's who, might be useful for others as well:

Cimmerian Nights - ROche clippers
Twinkie - Diarrhea Mustache
Sander - Sander SMASH
Brother None - None Is The Pigskin
DammitBoy - DammitMilkers
El_Prez - Imalumberjackandimok
Maphusio - Talking Mud Crabs
ShadowFlux - The Fuel Cell Regulators
UniversalWolf - ChewbaccasButtplug
SimpleMinded - The Simpletons

Notes on the matches so far:
Brees' 36 points, MJD's 14 and Cimmerians very mediocre scores probably mean I'm kicking his butt this round.

Looks like DammitBoy is getting creamed by Twinkie, too.
 
I wouldn't like to be you, though. McNabb's broken a rib, Fitzgerald is apparently not doing anything at all in the Arizona game (Madden Curse!)
And you can still lose this if Aaron Rodgers goes on a TD spree tonight.

And fuck, Anthony Gonzalez probably has a torn MCL or ACL. Going down without someone nearby and then not returning for the game has to spell major trouble.
 
Sander said:
I wouldn't like to be you, though. McNabb's broken a rib, Fitzgerald is apparently not doing anything at all in the Arizona game (Madden Curse!)
And you can still lose this if Aaron Rodgers goes on a TD spree tonight.

And fuck, Anthony Gonzalez probably has a torn MCL or ACL. Going down without someone nearby and then not returning for the game has to spell major trouble.
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Who cares about McNabb. I have...Garrard.

And Gonzo's not on my team, so I'm indifferent to his suffering. :D

P.S. In your face, Chicago!
 
Keeping my fingers crossed that Buffalo and San Diego suck it up today...

Very fitting that Prez has two Buff WR and I have the Pats defense :)
 
Need to make up 9 points with my Defense, WR1, WR2 and TE.
Yeah, this is definitely a win.

Also, Twinkie's score of 120 is ridiculous. And not everyone on his team has even played yet.
 
Sander said:
Brees' 36 points, MJD's 14 and Cimmerians very mediocre scores probably mean I'm kicking his butt this round.
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Yeah, yeah, I told you Brees was going to put on a clinic against a sweetheart D. Hard to believe Detroit could contain him at only 6TDs. Seriously, I don' think the Lions could go above .500 in the SEC.

edit:
Yeah, I needed my guys to step up big, I wrote this one off on Day 1 when Hines Ward fumbled on the goalline. Thanks dude.
 
Fucking twinks cheated!

Obviously he's made a trip down to new orleans to blow the commish and get his score inflated...
 
SimpleMinded said:
T$%#%&%& Win in both my other leagues, but get edged out here by 4 points. ARggghhhh darn you prez :)
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My score of 150 fantasy points got beat in another league by .13 points.

That stung a little... :(
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Looks like we have an absentee (or just absent mided?) owner already. Fuel Cell Regs.
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Yeah, he's also someone who has 3 posts or so on NMA in total.
 
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