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Nuka Rant

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by SarcasticGoodGuy, Aug 31, 2016.

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  1. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

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    New user, made an account just to rant about this POS.

    Didn't like Fallout 4. Far Harbour was decent but not worth £20. I hoped Nuka World would at least be fun. Spoilers: it wasn't. My experience (and everyone else's given how linear the game is):

    *The monorail is bugged like hell. Had to use console commands to reach Nuka World. Not a great start.

    *Wow a death maze. Wow there's traps. Oh look enemies. Now there's a "boss". Intercom guy doesn't like "boss". Shoot "boss" with water. "Boss" doesn't like water. For some reason "boss" sounded like a more Australian version of Zaeed from Mass Effect.

    *You're the new boss, so you must prove yourself to the gangs of Nuka World. Sadistic group #1, sadistic group #2 and mercenaries. Kill stuff to impress them. Occasionally you can use speech checks to get guns to shoot things with.

    *Experience a short and sad story about a settlement of ghouls in Kiddie Kingdom, but then realize how stupid it is for this magician- who supposedly cares for these ghouls- letting them loose on heavily armed raiders to be killed.

    *Go to the Space Place. Find 20 McGuffins. Power machine. Success?

    *Help Tarzan and his ghoulrillas- wait- ghoulrillas? Geez I knew Emil was bad but this is on a whole new level. Help Tarzan kill gatorclaws. Oh ffs. Next you'll be telling me this DLC has Nuka Cola Deathclaws...

    *Kill knockoff tremors and fight robots in the place that made me sad because it reminded of Goodsprings and good writing.

    *Kill nukalurks in the bottling plants. Power up the park.

    *Ready for moral dilemmas? Choose 1 raider gang to destroy by not giving them as many flags as the other gangs.

    *Alternatively kill five "boss" raiders and somehow those 11 traders with bomb collars equipped manage a coup d'état and defeat all 3 gangs. Such depth.

    *Enjoy your very own mountain top player home that doesn't have a workbench. Don't worry, mods will fix it.

    *Who doesn't love settlements right? New building objects, and also the ability to "raid" Commonwealth settlements! Even ones that you already own.

    *New radiant quests such as: kill scavenger in x, enslave trader in x, rendezvous with raider team and hopefully many more.

    "A solid exit" - MrMattyPlays
     
    SarcasticGoodGuy, Aug 31, 2016
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  2. RoboStang

    RoboStang First time out of the vault

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    Sheeeit I was hoping you were a troll, this site is much more entertaining when Bethesda apologists show up.
     
    RoboStang, Aug 31, 2016
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  3. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Painstakingly Based & Cringe

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    1. Seriously? Even the way you enter the place can bug out? For fucks sake how does that 'ever' get past QA?

    2. How indistinguishable are the two sadistic groups exactly? Cause depending on how similar they are to one another, FO3 raiders and FO4 raiders as well as Skyrim's "bandits" then it's pathetic how bad at writing and creative ideas that their writing team is.

    3. .... Ghoul... Gorillas... No, seriously?

    4. It just works.

    5. And then they'll get stolen and reuploaded for console version on Bethesda.net

    6. Did.... Did he really say that about Nuka World?
     
    Mr Fish, Aug 31, 2016
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  4. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    "A solid exit" from bethesda's anus.

    This game costs $110.
     
    Irwin John Finster, Aug 31, 2016
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  5. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

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    Not joking my post on the Fallout 4 subreddit was removed. It was: "does anyone know how to fix the monorail bug? can't even get to Nuka World. Fuck Bethesda and their customer support." I had already sent a report to Bethesda with no reply.
     
    SarcasticGoodGuy, Aug 31, 2016
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  6. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

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    They also managed to raise a baby to be able to walk upright and somehow speak English too. Synth gorillas ain't got shit on Ghoulrillas.
     
    Prone Squanderer, Aug 31, 2016
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  7. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    Yea that place only allows positive comments for things. It's a marketing tool for developers, not a discussion forum.

    Happened with No Man's Sky and so many other games.

    Fallout 4 costs $110.
     
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    Irwin John Finster, Aug 31, 2016
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  8. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    On a side note, has anyone screenshoted a fallout NV dlc and tweeted it to Lete Hines calling it their favourite fallout dlc or something?
     
    Millim, Aug 31, 2016
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  9. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    Why bother. His response to the outrage over the Season Pass price increase was: "we are making more than we planned and we aren't going to continue to give away $60 or more worth of DLC for $30."

    These people think their Season Pass is worth more than $60.

    Fallout 4 costs $110 (they have effectively doubled the price of games), while No Man's Sky has about tripled the price of indie games.
     
    Irwin John Finster, Aug 31, 2016
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  10. Gefilte Fish

    Gefilte Fish The Big Moose Caboose

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    Holy shit, I just looked it up:

    Gh...ghourillas are a thing...

    Jesus...I think I'm gonna cry; 'the fuck Emil?
     
    Gefilte Fish, Aug 31, 2016
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  11. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

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    It's shit disguised as innovation.
    Pete Hines doesn't care about the quality of story telling or consistency within video games. But why should he? Skyrim is praised as an epic open world RPG, it sold like crazy, and many still believe it's better than The Witcher 3. Because dragons. I blame dragons.
     
    SarcasticGoodGuy, Aug 31, 2016
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  12. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    On steam, the Fallout 4 Season Pass is rated lower than Aliens: Colonial Marines, Duke Nukem Forever, and No Man's Sky.

    The "recent" reviews for the base game are actually approaching those games also.

    Game costs $110.
     
    Irwin John Finster, Aug 31, 2016
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  13. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

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    I must stop looking at Nuka World clips, it hurts seeing a Futurama talking head with Joshua Graham's voice.
     
    Prone Squanderer, Aug 31, 2016
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  14. Gefilte Fish

    Gefilte Fish The Big Moose Caboose

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    Fuck that, It's more for us Canadians (the joys of living in the Great White North, eh?)
     
    Gefilte Fish, Aug 31, 2016
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  15. GonZo_626

    GonZo_626 Well Shit!

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    Jul 29, 2016
    Well I am sure that I will not play this for a long while. Stupid worthless piece of shit game.

    Game Cost: $110

    Game Worth: I wish we had that little poop pile emoticon to put in this very spot.
     
    GonZo_626, Aug 31, 2016
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  16. Shardik

    Shardik Still Mildly Glowing

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    Nov 5, 2015
    It's almost as if even the Bethtards have exhausted themselves defending this hot, stinking mess.
     
    Shardik, Aug 31, 2016
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  17. Jogre

    Jogre So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

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    Well obviously the kid needs to talk, how else are they going to make a shitty Tarzan clone.
     
    Jogre, Aug 31, 2016
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  18. Shardik

    Shardik Still Mildly Glowing

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    I took a pass on the Season Pass, and haven't picked up any of the DLC, so I was only rooked out of 60 bucks. And that's the last money Bethesda will ever get out of me.
     
    Shardik, Aug 31, 2016
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  19. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

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    Zetans could've abducted him.

    Or he could've hid in a fridge.

    Maybe there was a second ancient alien artifact that gave him immortality, and due to his strong bond with the ghoulrillas his serum could've been 111x stronger.
     
    SarcasticGoodGuy, Aug 31, 2016
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  20. Shardik

    Shardik Still Mildly Glowing

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    It's in a game where a kid can survive 200 years locked up in a fridge - it just works, baby!
     
    Shardik, Aug 31, 2016
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