Nuka World: No Review Possible

If modders can outbest you in aspects like writing and voice acting, to not mention everything else, that means that either the modders are incarnated Jesus (of mods) or that you are making a poor job. So, so very poor as a game designer or a creative in general.
 
Guess that does it. No more dlcs to shit on or bethesda until their new game gets announced.

I am really happy it is finally over. Hopefully more people turn away from betheshit sooner or later.

This "dlc" is just as bad as the rest of the game and no amount of mods can ever fix it. So I guess it is time to let go of Fallout for the next 20 years.

When my child asks me if there were other games after NV I will answer NO, tears dropping out of my face as I clench my fist and cry...
 
Funnily enough, the Steam reviews are already Mixed for this DLC, and it's only been out for a few days. Quite the capper indeed.

Now all we need is for a modder to make an in-game ramshackle building with a sign on it that reads BETHESDA'S WRITING, and have all of the windows and doors boarded-up.
 
Chud said:
Funnily enough, the Steam reviews are already Mixed for this DLC, and it's only been out for a few days. Quite the capper indeed.
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The Season Pass has 29% positive steam reviews at Mostly Negative. Rated even lower than No Man's Sky by 10%.

It is truly hilarious how awful the Season Pass has been. Hilarious and depressing.
 
Irwin John Finster said:
The Season Pass has 29% positive steam reviews at Mostly Negative. Rated even lower than No Man's Sky by 10%.

It is truly hilarious how awful the Season Pass has been. Hilarious and depressing.
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I'm looking forward to Destructoid's review/assessment of the season pass; they've hinted at this being one of the worst in recent memory. I'm also looking forward to alchestbreach playing Nuka World, only to discover passed speech checks will still lead to failed quests, being unable to go for a neutral ending, and finding the Minutemen pissed at him. That should be amusing.
 
Yeah, just remember folks, this is supposed to be of the same franchise and universe as this or this

God I am still in a state of shock of how wank Fallout 4 is I....I had pre-ordered it. I thought it would be Skyrim quality, I could have had a bit of fun wandering around if it had Skyrim quality. Never could I have imagined it could be *this* fucking horrible
 
Shaodeus said:
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:twitch:... Didn't Fallout 1 cut out a race of intelligent raccoons because it was acknowledged that the idea was too goofy? So why did Bethesda bring in a Tarzan expy of all things?!

At this point, I'm gonna ignore Fallout 4 and future Bethesda Fallout games. They don't exist in my eyes and are instead regarded as poorly written fan-fiction.

New Vegas was the last Fallout game and that is where the franchise ends (unless New Orleans turns out to be a good independent project that Bethesda has little to do with).
 
Yeah just watch New Vegas dialogue after watching Fallout 4 "dialogue" the sudden swift in tone and overal quality is quite impressive.





I really love the kindergarten romance I might add "You ever thought about us being more then just friends? We can exchange magic pinkie friends and we'll be supa best BFF's." Some real good romantic dialogue, really makes you feel their emotion and the depth of their love
 
CerberusGate said:
:twitch:... Didn't Fallout 1 cut out a race of intelligent raccoons because it was acknowledged that the idea was too goofy? So why did Bethesda bring in a Tarzan expy of all things?!.
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Actually, from what I remember they didn't have the super smart raccoons because of lack of resources. Had to make special sprites for them 'n all that. Though, for as silly as they might've been, they prolly were a lot more serious than anything in Fallout 4.
 
DR_LaZer said:
Actually, from what I remember they didn't have the super smart raccoons because of lack of resources. Had to make special sprites for them 'n all that. Though, for as silly as they might've been, they prolly were a lot more serious than anything in Fallout 4.
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I see. Thanks for clarifying.
 
Shaodeus said:
Yeah, just remember folks, this is supposed to be of the same franchise and universe as this or this

God I am still in a state of shock of how wank Fallout 4 is I....I had pre-ordered it. I thought it would be Skyrim quality, I could have had a bit of fun wandering around if it had Skyrim quality. Never could I have imagined it could be *this* fucking horrible
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I can't sum it up better than that.

Also Gatorclaw? Really? That doesn't even make sense as a name. What's next, mutant snakes called Snakefangs?

DR_LaZer said:
Actually, from what I remember they didn't have the super smart raccoons because of lack of resources. Had to make special sprites for them 'n all that. Though, for as silly as they might've been, they prolly were a lot more serious than anything in Fallout 4.
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It's both actually according to the wiki http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Raccoon
 
Same franchise everyone, god just comparing this shit to each other. Gotta install New Vegas again, playing Lonesome Road, facing Lanius in a battle of wits, completing the New Vegas Bounties quest lines, talking to Chief Hanlon about politics, facing Father Elijah who has lost his sanity in his extreme ideals of hate and madness. I just want them to make one last Fallout game







 
Jesus Christ. After literally playing nothing but Nuka-World for the entire day (for research reasons) it's so jarring to go back to good writing. To hear people say more than just "Hey, you're Big Boss now, go do shit for me." is like drowning without dying for a day then suddenly getting a breath of fresh air.

Seriously, fucking no one talks about Nuka-World at all. No one's ever all like "Yes, I heard about that old western area. Seems like my kinda place. Though, I could do without the blood worms sucking on my ankles." NO! Just "go to western area to capture area to give to faction to make faction like you." I swear Cito was the most well written character in the entire DLC.
 
DR_LaZer said:
Jesus Christ. After literally playing nothing but Nuka-World for the entire day (for research reasons) it's so jarring to go back to good writing. To hear people say more than just "Hey, you're Big Boss now, go do shit for me." is like drowning without dying for a day then suddenly getting a breath of fresh air.

Seriously, fucking no one talks about Nuka-World at all. No one's ever all like "Yes, I heard about that old western area. Seems like my kinda place. Though, I could do without the blood worms sucking on my ankles." NO! Just "go to western area to capture area to give to faction to make faction like you." I swear Cito was the most well written character in the entire DLC.
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Damn my main man, you've been playing this wank for the entirety of your day? Here you need this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this

You need some good writing or else you'll die from crap-exhaustion
 
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Shaodeus said:
Damn my main man, you've been playing this wank for the entirety of your day? Here you need this, and this, and this, and this, and this

You need some good writing or else you'll die from crap-exhaustion
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I am extremely curious. I want to know the extent of the crap that Fallout will descend into. Even if it means I must dive headlong into the terrible fetch quests a plenty. Seriously, I felt like killing myself after Nuka-Galaxy, or whatever it was called and its retarded Star Cores just for a suit of dumb blue quantum POST WAR X-01 POWER ARMOR MADE BY THE ENCLAVE! I eventually gave up and just no clipped it out.

Then I had to hunt down all the stupid gatorclaws. Then all the fucking mirelurks in the quantum plant. Then I had to hunt down A GHOUL WHO ACTUALLY USED REAL MAGIC, SO HE SAYS! AND I HAVE SEEN NO REASON NOT TO BELIEVE HIM! If I was into drinking, this game would drive me to chug bottles of the stuff daily.
 
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