Nuka World: No Review Possible

aenemic said:
So according to Steam reviews you are actually forced into being evil in this one? Wow, good job Bethesda. Really nailed the roleplaying experience there.

I try not to care too much but thinking about what the word Fallout means to most people these days almost makes me want to cry.
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Oh, allready right after FO3 I heard people describing what Fallout "truly was", obviously based on the monster shooter FPS concept Beth dished up, and from there, any aspect could represent "truly Fallout", for example a space-alien game where you explore a UFO and mass-shoot little green men in silver suits "THAT is truly Fallout, amirite???" "sigh... "
 
Has anyone here actually completed it on has everyone just given up?
My guess is the later, it seems that Bethesda are just throwing ideas out there.
 
hag said:
Fallout 1 and Fallout 4 are worlds apart, they might as well be from entirely different series, if it weren't for the same lore. sometimes i find it hard to accept that the Master, Legate Lanius, et cetera exist within the same setting as the embarrassment which is Nuka-World. the early games always had a degree of philosophical weightiness to them—Fallout 4's experience doesn't even come near to that.
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Someone else here pointed out that they couldn't believe that Joshua Graham occupies the same universe as Preston Gravy and I have to agree.

The characters of New Vegas occupy the same universe as the characters of Fallout 4 and I find that so ridiculous as to be directly insulting to the intelligence of the people that bought FO4. The series has become a childish caricature of it's former self. If Fallout is compared to a great blockbuster movie franchise that everyone loved, then Fallout 4 is the cheesy, childish, gimmicky theme park ride based on the movie.

And when I bought Fallout 4, I wasn't expecting a cheesy, gimmicky knockoff of Fallout. I was expecting a Fallout RPG. This game still costs $110 which is so hilarious and depressing. I can't wait for TES 6...
 
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Maybe we should just put Fallout 4 in The VATS. Or archive it with Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

We can put it to vote, of course.
 
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Millim said:
Has anyone here actually completed it on has everyone just given up?
My guess is the later, it seems that Bethesda are just throwing ideas out there.
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Why would I want to waste hours of my life playing a cancerous game like FO4, when I can just find out everything that happened on the wiki?
 
Millim said:
Has anyone here actually completed it on has everyone just given up?
My guess is the later, it seems that Bethesda are just throwing ideas out there.
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I've definitely given up. Fallout is officially ruined and I will probably never be reinstalling that game again. I am doomed to become an old grouch who is still playing New Vegas 30 years from now, rambling incoherently about how it was the last good Fallout game while the people around me are playing Fallout 6 which by then will cost $200 plus $100 Season Pass and will be merged with the Elder Scrolls Universe because Bethesda's writers would think that was "cool and original writing" (and I say Fallout 6 because it takes about 10 years for Bethesda to even make a new Fallout game even though it has the content of a game made in only a few months).

Maybe they'll do what konamii did to metal gear and turn it into a surv-zombie-crafti-horror-them-up.
 
Played it.
10/10

Pros:
+Paddle ball
+Pre-war X-01
+Lot's of loot
+Lot's of shooting
+New colourful guns to shoot things with
+New teddy bears to decorate settlements with
+Amazing, in-depth story rich with lore (not really)
+An Australian(?) villain that could give Legate Lanius a run for his money (you kill him with a water gun, immediately upon meeting him)
+Lot's of creatures to shoot
+Arcade with machines you can shoot
+Amazing fetch quests with things to shoot along the way

Cons:
-Could use more things to shoot
-No mention of the elusive alien cities under the Mojave, could've made a neat side quest
 
And it's ANOTHER "rescue family" McGuffin. Gee Bethesda, stop blowing my mind

EDIT: Ok, it's part of the trap, but still they couldn't find a better real reason for you to go there.
Some dialogue, perhaps? Naaa
 
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Millim said:
Has anyone here actually completed it on has everyone just given up?
My guess is the later, it seems that Bethesda are just throwing ideas out there.
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I'm at the part where you start burning bridges with the minutemen. Prolly get it done with by tomorrow. I don't expect much. From what I heard, after that you just start up the parks generator. Which prolly requires a bajillion "Nuka Cores" which are scattered around the park that I never noticed. Also, I need to get all those coins NIRA wanted me to get to get the passcode to activate the generator. Then I need to kill a buncha new monsters who happened to steal the other parts to the generators. And they're scattered around the park. And then the three factions prolly have something I need, and I'll need to go to ten radiant endless quests for them. Then I'll prolly need to win back preston so I can get him to go say the secret passcode, because it turns out he's the fucking descendant of Walt Nuka, or whatever the fuck his name was.

And then after that the entire fucking park's opened up and I'll be able to get the "secrets to weaponizing nuka cola" that they're lucky I just don't damn well steal from them by noclipping. Remember when Nuka-Cola came in a nice blue glass bottle? Remember that? That was nice. It wasn't a fucking meme back then.
 
So there's a main "character" (in quotes because Bethesda doesn't know how to craft thoughtful characters) with yet another accent that doesn't make sense in Fallout?

I can't wait for the next Fallout game. It'll be set in New Orleans but be filled with British people or something because that "spices the things up" and other lazy idiotic reasons.

This game costs $110.
 
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Take off your nostalgia goggles...
...and put on these official Nuka World "Cappy" glasses!

Get it?
Cappy glasses- bottle caps. They're the currency in our game.
You like Rocket shaped bottles? Have 17 more!
 
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