Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

[Walpknut]

It wierded me out how Thor despite letting himself go in Endgame apparently still took time to fully wax his entire torso.

 

[TorontoReign]

I’m not too excited for Thor 4 after they made him a bumbling idiot, but I am excited to see Star Lord finally rock his coolest suit from the comics.

I liked it more because he was funny. Old Thor was boring and lame.

 

[PaxVenire]

Old Thor wasn’t any better, I wish they’d just make him a stoic badass like he’s supposed to be

 

[TorontoReign]

They would need to recast.

 

[Walpknut]

Is Beta Ray Bill technically a furry?

 

[TorontoReign]

Is Beta Ray Bill technically a furry?

Not really since he has no fur.

 

[william dempsey]

Thor huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Ah, ha, ha, ha
Thor huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Sing it again, y'all

 

[Walpknut]

 

[Crni Vuk]

 

[Walpknut]

 

[TorontoReign]

 

[Crni Vuk]

if you want to understand slavs, start here :


Ukrainians : This is a genocide!
Ex Yugos : First time?
Ukrainians : Actually not ...

 

[TorontoReign]

https://kotaku.com/wata-games-lawsuit-classic-nintendo-retro-collecting-sc-1848923457

There might be some racketeering involved but if it is anything like CGC they are one small group that is responsible for all grading in the region, so it takes a long time to do it. Guess how long it took for me to get comics back from CGC? About 18 months. BETTER SUE SOMEBODY. Anyway yeah your video games aren't worth shit you stupid fucking nerds they are only worth what everyone agrees to pay for them. So you are counting on morons and OCD ridden freaks to buy your junk that I can emulate or download in pdf form instead.

 

[Walpknut]

 

[mobucks]

It has been proven to me that men can get pregnant.

I got pregnant from three cheeseburgers I ate yesterday but thankfully I had a miscarriage in the toilet this morning after having my coffee.

 

[TorontoReign]

Pledged and donated are not the same thing. Hit and punch are.

 

[Crni Vuk]

It has been proven to me that men can get pregnant.

That explains why so many have so much sand in their vagina and we're seeing more women with balls.

 

[TheGM]

It has been proven to me that men can get pregnant.

I got pregnant from three cheeseburgers I ate yesterday but thankfully I had a miscarriage in the toilet this morning after having my coffee.

 

[TorontoReign]

I believe her.

 

[TheGM]

You know, Amber getting dragon punched right in the cooter with a whiskey bottle shows you a how tough of a lady she is. Honestly, not many women can take a bottle of makers mark right to the uterus and no sell it.