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Opossums have about fifty dagger-like teeth, and they play dead when terrified—exuding a liquid stink not unlike a skunk.
https://www.jjext.com/opossums-cant-actually-choose-play-dead
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One night I was working at my desk, and dropped my pen... and under the desk I found a baby one of these dangling from my PC monitor cable.

I once took another opossum five blocks to the levee to be rid of it—and despite the dense neighborhood, it was back in my house three days later. (Must have had a den on the property.)

The next time I took it over a mile away.

Yet another time (with a different opossum) the critter had made a den inside a second-story interior sheet-rock wall of the house; that was tough to extricate them.
 
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Gizmojunk said:
Opossums have about fifty dagger-like teeth, and they play dead when terrified—exuding a liquid stink not unlike a skunk.
https://www.jjext.com/opossums-cant-actually-choose-play-dead
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One night I was working at my desk, and dropped my pen... and under the desk I found a baby one of these dangling from my PC monitor cable.

I once took another opossum five blocks to the levee to be rid of it—and despite the dense neighborhood, it was back in my house three days later. (Must have had a den on the property.)

The next time I took it over a mile away.

Yet another time (with a different opossum) the critter had made a den inside a second-story interior sheet-rock wall of the house; that was tough to extricate them.
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I might have posted this elsewhere. Still, I love this guy.



"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
-George Carlin
 
Especially if the movie sucks. And I mean sucks as in boring sucking, not as in fun sucking. >_>
 
I need to start doing Skooma. A 5th of vodka every night and taking care of a puppy is doing nothing for my waistline.
 
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