Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

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With just two orderites posting in this thread it almost makes it look like more people are posting than usual.

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Crni Vuk said:
That lil rata. What if it steals from your fruit tree.

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That lil nigga roots around in my yard and digs a hundred little holes. It has a mark on it's back letting me know it is the same one that has been here for years so I simply cannot kill it. I will try to make it stop coming back by annoying it. I am good at that.
 
Put out a tall trash can where it will find it; big enough to hold it. Stuff a large balloon in the top of the can; so it looks like a giant snowcone/slushie drink.

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Put bait/food on top at the center of the balloon. When it crawls out to it, it will almost certainly pop the balloon, and fall into the trash can.
 
I'm considering just letting it live under the house because if I get to see some armadillos baby's that would be cute. That is a good idea though. If I get tired of the hole (eventually I will) I might try that. I think my kin has a live trap as well but I hate borrowing shit from people.
 
Gizmojunk said:
Put out a tall trash can where it will find it; big enough to hold it. Stuff a large balloon in the top of the can, put bait/food on top at the center of the balloon. When it crawls out to it, it will almost certainly pop the balloon, and fall into the trash can.
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Raccoons are fucking smart. Probably won't be that easy. I had a raccoon around I didn't want and got a live trap for it. They like sweets so marshmallows are a good bait. Had to reset the trap over a dozen times because he kept beating it. Finally got him and gave it a new home by releasing it out in the country.
 
Richwizard said:
Raccoons are fucking smart. Probably won't be that easy. I had a raccoon around I didn't want and got a live trap for it. They like sweets so marshmallows are a good bait. Had to reset the trap over a dozen times because he kept beating it. Finally got him and gave it a new home by releasing it out in the country.
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Armadillo friend. This thing ain't smart. It hops up and gets hit by cars when it cross the road. It's like the cutest dumbass. I could have killed it a hundred times but it just saunters around because it knows I love it.
 
It's ok it happens when you reach that age. My brain farts due to all the chems. When I pop my neck I can see into another dimension.
 
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