Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

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Love 'em.
 
YOU SON OF A BITCH. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU MONKEY. STEP OUT OF THE ARMORED VEHICLE MONKEY. OH YOU ARE A FUCKING APE OK? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS APE? *pops monkey ape in the face with a boner*

 
You think that pitiful little meat pistol scares me? I have met God (before I turned 180 degrees and walked away backwards) and your boner does nothing to me. Not even a little throb it gives me.

Come back when you can give me a bigger challenge, kid.
 
That is one mouthy ape! This fucker must have acted with James Franco!

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Brother None really was a boring twat wasn't he? :brothernone:

In before vats must have really been squashed like a bug. I cannot recall hearing that for a long time.

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STFU. HAVE RESPECT FOR THE DEAD ! I am just ironing my black veil and underpants. I will release 4 and 20 blackbirds, then cut off my tail (euphemism) with a carving knife. My drama will outdo their drama.

Grieflove
In times of grief when people come together to hold candle vigils or release Chinese lanterns or currently where clapping for carers has morphed into brass bands, harpists, people playing bag pipes etc etc. So all in all its a celebration of sad events a coming together to enjoy the sadness of others .Maybe to overdo it to prove you are sadder than the next person ;p
On Thursday night the people showed their grieflove clapping for NHS workers and carers
by chestikov2011 April 17, 2020
 
Not the best I have seen but not the worst. I give it 5 out of 11 farts. BRRRTTT.
 
If you have an alien problem, you call Master Chief. If you have a demon problem, you call the Doom Slayer. And if you have a dinosaur problem, you call Turok.
 
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