The actual guy in his bunker :
Heinrich Severloh - Wikipedia
Heinrich "Hein" Severloh (23 June 1923 – 14 January 2006) was a soldier in the German 352nd Infantry Division stationed in Normandy in 1944. He became infamous for a memoir WN 62 – Erinnerungen an Omaha Beach Normandie, 6. Juni 1944, published in 2000. This book is noted for the authors' claim that as a machine gunner, Severloh inflicted over 1,000 and maybe over 2,000 casualties to the American soldiers landing on Omaha Beach on D-Day.[1][2] Subsequent to the book being published, some have referred to Severloh as "The Beast of Omaha." However, Severloh's claim is not viewed as credible by either US or German historians. Total US casualties (killed, wounded, and missing) from all sources along the five-mile length of Omaha Beach on D-Day are estimated at about 2,400,[3] though some sources cite variably list between 9,000 and 25,000 casualties.
Heinrich Severloh - Wikipedia
Heinrich "Hein" Severloh (23 June 1923 – 14 January 2006) was a soldier in the German 352nd Infantry Division stationed in Normandy in 1944. He became infamous for a memoir WN 62 – Erinnerungen an Omaha Beach Normandie, 6. Juni 1944, published in 2000. This book is noted for the authors' claim that as a machine gunner, Severloh inflicted over 1,000 and maybe over 2,000 casualties to the American soldiers landing on Omaha Beach on D-Day.[1][2] Subsequent to the book being published, some have referred to Severloh as "The Beast of Omaha." However, Severloh's claim is not viewed as credible by either US or German historians. Total US casualties (killed, wounded, and missing) from all sources along the five-mile length of Omaha Beach on D-Day are estimated at about 2,400,[3] though some sources cite variably list between 9,000 and 25,000 casualties.
Morgan_
Duckerz
Atomic Postman
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Wow me as a rat this is very cool can I save it
Gizmojunk
Antediluvian as Feck
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Psued.
Just dodged a major bullet. Went to get smokes at 6 am and some asscrack is tailgating me the entire way to the store. Couldn't see them clearly in the rear view because of all the early morning condensation on the windows.
So I get annoyed because I hate people riding my ass so I floored the car to 60 in a 40mph zone to open the gap. Got to the stop light and it just so happened it was a sheriff police car following me.
I had been drinking all night and also have a [DATA EXPUNGED] out for my arrest.
So I get annoyed because I hate people riding my ass so I floored the car to 60 in a 40mph zone to open the gap. Got to the stop light and it just so happened it was a sheriff police car following me.
I had been drinking all night and also have a [DATA EXPUNGED] out for my arrest.
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TorontoReign
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Fuck off essentially.
Atomic Postman
Vault Archives Overseer
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Psued.
How is everyone's White Boy Summer going? Just burnt a frozen pizza in the oven because I forgot to turn on the timer... it tasted like shit. 
Atomic Postman
Vault Archives Overseer
How is everyone's White Boy Summer going? Just burnt a frozen pizza in the oven because I forgot to turn on the timer... it tasted like shit.
T-minus two weeks till the beginning of my #whiteboysummer, king.
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TorontoReign
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Morgan_
Duckerz
I'm in the solid red Columbian region. Cool!
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TorontoReign
Guest
Stop winning.
Morgan_
Duckerz
How is everyone's White Boy Summer going? Just burnt a frozen pizza in the oven because I forgot to turn on the timer... it tasted like shit.
This is why you need a girlfriend.
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Psued.
Just made perfect pot pies in the oven, twice in a row, checkmate.
Morgan_
Duckerz
Stop being afraid of pussy and just dive in
Like she tastes better when you forget the timer ...
Morgan_
Duckerz
Spontaneous is usually the best in my experience, yes.
Gizmojunk
Antediluvian as Feck
@Topic:
There is an insane commercial making the rounds on Youtube right now; worth disabling your ad-filter to see it.
It's for Floraspring, and they make a strong effort not to tell you any details about their product.
—But they say, "Pooping habit!" about thirty times during the commercial.
*This is a commercial for poop pills, and it looks like something MadTv could have done.
There is an insane commercial making the rounds on Youtube right now; worth disabling your ad-filter to see it.
It's for Floraspring, and they make a strong effort not to tell you any details about their product.
—But they say, "Pooping habit!" about thirty times during the commercial.
*This is a commercial for poop pills, and it looks like something MadTv could have done.