Oops! She did it again...

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The only Walloon I have no ill feelings for has done it again! So, ladies and gentlemen, a little tribute is in order!

I LUV U JUSTINE! :notworthy:
And knowing that you kicked a yank's butt makes me a proud man!

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Henin-Hardenne Claims Title
Justine Henin-Hardenne defeated two-time champion Lindsay Davenport to claim her first Pacific Life Open title in Indian Wells. The World No. 1 came through 6-1, 6-4 against the American to capture her fourth title of the year and her fifth consecutive Tier I title. The Belgian is now 22-1 in 2004.
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http://www.pacificlifeopen.com/10/

Grandma Davenport is ready for retirement! :lol:
 
Colonel Lingus said:
She looks like a man.
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:violent:

You are so wrong, dude. Her body is trained and muscled, true, but hey: that's what made her the number one in the world. You won't get that ranking if you've got the Baywatch-looks of a Kournikova, trust me. And what's wrong with a healthy, trained female body anyway? I kind of like that in a woman, to be honest. Justine can pay me a visit anytime she pleases, if you know what I mean. Oh yes, she can use my racket and go for an ace, if you know what I mean. She can use her backhand on my balls, if you know what I mean. She can... oh hell, you know what I mean. :roll: She's married though. Just my luck. :puppy-dog:

Flake said:
Tennis chicks are hawt.
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If 'hawt' means 'hot', I agree. :wink: (Grandma Davenport is an exception, though. Wouldn't touch that dame even if I had a matchpoint, if you know what I mean...)
 
dude... her face... looks like a man. Tight chicks can be hawt... but... not if their face is ugly. I'd rather do a gymnast.
 
I have to agree with MD there... She does look a bit like a man in that picture.... I'd still hit it though.
 
That is from when he first herd about Spt. 11. You sicko, beisdes that it is fairly funny, but that is IMHO one of the sadder, weirder images from our nation's history.
 
COme on people! Henin hot? Tschhh....
The only "hot" tennis player I ever saw was Kournikova, and she pretty much sucks at tennis. Never won a thing.
I mean, Henin has NO curves whatsoever(gotta have curves), she has an ugly face, her eyes look completely freaky, and, well, she's just not good-looking!
 
Sander said:
NO curves whatsoever (gotta have curves) ... an ugly face ... eyes look completely freaky ... just not good-looking!
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A description that fits your avatar very well, Sander. :twisted:

Now, most of us guys judge by appearances, as if they are not aware that beauty fades with each passing day. Only a handful of us, though, falls in love with talent, character, personality and so on. I definitely belong to the latter group. So I still think Henin is a cutie. You can't expect her to go onto the field with lots of make-up and two pounds of jewelry, can you?

On her wedding day, for instance, she was simply beautiful...

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Oh, and she didn't marry the man next to her, if you wonder. That's the lucky guy's dad, if I'm not mistaking.
 
Now, most of us guys judge by appearances, as if they are not aware that beauty fades with each passing day. Only a handful of us, though, falls in love with talent, character, personality and so on. I definitely belong to the latter group. So I still think Henin is a cutie. You can't expect her to go onto the field with lots of make-up and two pounds of jewelry, can you?
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No, you fall in love with a whole person, not just the looks. If you fall in love with achievements or talent, you're probably being silly.
Besides, you never even MET here. What knowledge about character, personality and so on??

Though I have to admit she looks better with two pounds of make-up on her face.

Anyway, we only have pictures of her, and we know that she can play a good game of tennis. Woohoo! What are we going to judge her beauty by, the number of grand slam titles she has?

EDIT: Besides that, I'm supposed to have beautiful baby-blue eyes. Meh. Will have to take new and better pic soon. So my eyes are not crap, like you suggest. They just look tiny because of the bad way in which that picture was taken.
 
Sander said:
Besides, you never even MET here.
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I have met her, actually. I met her last year in Antwerp. Okay: I didn't talk with her for more than 30 seconds, but I didn't know what to say anyway (and my French sucks bigtime). Got her signature on one of my balls! :lol: i.e. tennis balls.
Of course, I don't know anything about her personality, but I trust my instincts on this one.

Sander said:
I'm supposed to have beautiful baby-blue eyes. Meh. Will have to take new and better pic soon. So my eyes are not crap, like you suggest. They just look tiny because of the bad way in which that picture was taken.
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Stop kidding yourself, Sander: your eyes look like Justine just took a piss in them! :rofl:
Hey, you might be a baby with blue eyes, I still think your description of Justine fits your avatar very very well indeed. :twisted: Now stfu!
 
Stop kidding yourself, Sander: your eyes look like Justine just took a piss in them!
Hey, you might be a baby with blue eyes, I still think your description of Justine fits your avatar very very well indeed. Now stfu!
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Okay, next avatar will be a picture of my eyes. See what you say then....
I have met her, actually. I met her last year in Antwerp. Okay: I didn't talk with her for more than 30 seconds, but I didn't know what to say anyway (and my French sucks bigtime). Got her signature on one of my balls! i.e. tennis balls.
Of course, I don't know anything about her personality, but I trust my instincts on this one.
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Ehehee. Admit it, you just like the way she looks, even though she doesn't look exactly feminine. I can dig that. Well, okay, I personally can't dig it, but I don't care that you like the way she looks. SO long as you don't try to make me like the way she looks. :P
 
Blade Runner said:
On her wedding day, for instance, she was simply beautiful...
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Dude, hate to agree with Sander, but that's ugly. Or non-feminine at least.

Also: I also agree that Sander, much like Ozrat, is the ugly

Also: do you realise tennis is a pretty capitalist sporting event?
 
Kharn said:
Dude, hate to agree with Sander, but that's ugly. Or non-feminine at least.
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Okay, okay, alrighty, but what's the big deal anyway? I dig women like that. I admit: "I like girls with boyish features." Say it with me: "Blade Runner likes girls with boyish features." That wasn't so hard now, was it? And hey, I can live with that. Some men fall in love with archetypical women (i.e. all the right curves, eyes in which you want to drown, perfect teeth and so on) that turn out to be pigs anyway. I never fall for what the majority sees as beautiful. I'd rather have someone like Justine than a fake Britney Spears. And I really fall in love with talent, discipline and such. I think those qualities can make an ugly woman the most sexy human being in the world. I'm not making that up. (And no: Britney is not talented. Every young girl can shake her tits and ass and make funny sounds while doing so. That's not a gift or a talent. It's called "brainwashing".)

Kharn said:
Also: I also agree that Sander, much like Ozrat, is the ugly
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Apparently, it's one of the only things we agree on. (And probably ever will.) :wink:

Kharn said:
Also: do you realise tennis is a pretty capitalist sporting event?
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Yeah, I know. I don't particularly like tennis, though, and I think the prize-money is simply outrageous. I also hate male tennis matches, to be honest. Tennis, tennis, tennis: it's all one big metaphor for me (honestly, I'm not making this up): male tennis is like a big slanging-match, imo: it's rude and all in all not very impressive (power > technique, subtlety). But female tennis is like a refined discussion with pros and contras, well-thought-out arguments and returns. It's more subtle. (That's probably why I hate the Williams sisters a.k.a. the Power Puff Girlz.)

Women's tennis is like one of Plato's dialogues.
Men's tennis is like an ordinary scolding in a downtown bar.

I rest my case. :)

EDIT: And why this discussion in the first place, people? All I wanted to say was that I'm happy for Justine that she won another tournament. That's all. Then some fucktard kicks in, telling me she looks like a man. Wtf? Did I ask mister Cunnilingus for something like that? Jesus fucking Christ... I hope your future wives will be glamour models, but chances are they won't even be half as good looking as the girl in this thread. Wait until you guys are 40 and one day you'll wake up next to some sweaty meno-pausing creature with tits that no longer defy the laws of gravity, who will gently ask you: "Do you still think I'm attractive?" I wonder what you guys will be answering then... :twisted: Beauty fades, accept it.
 
Blade Runner said:
Okay, okay, alrighty, but what's the big deal anyway? I dig women like that. I admit: "I like girls with boyish features." Say it with me: "Blade Runner likes girls with boyish features." That wasn't so hard now, was it? And hey, I can live with that. Some men fall in love with archetypical women (i.e. all the right curves, eyes in which you want to drown, perfect teeth and so on) that turn out to be pigs anyway. I never fall for what the majority sees as beautiful. I'd rather have someone like Justine than a fake Britney Spears.
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And I think Scarlett Johansson is beautiful and hey presto, talented.
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But that's just taste

Blade Runner said:
And I really fall in love with talent, discipline and such. I think those qualities can make an ugly woman the most sexy human being in the world. I'm not making that up. (And no: Britney is not talented. Every young girl can shake her tits and ass and make funny sounds while doing so. That's not a gift or a talent. It's called "brainwashing".)
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First you say you find a certain look attractive, then you claim you're unique or at least different in falling in love with talent?

I think you're missing a simple fact here: most people don't fall in love with looks. They can "fall in love"-fall in love, which is just confusing horniness for falling in love.

Most people, including you, make a judgement about a person based on how they look, the moment they see them. The first impression is always physical. Why? Because light and brains work a lot faster than sound and tongue.

In the end, we all get down to earth and seek meaningful relationships with people that we actually feel connected to. At least those of us who took the trouble to grow up. But "attraction" is still physical, no matter what

Blade Runner said:
Apparently, it's one of the only things we agree on. (And probably ever will.) :wink:
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That and the weirdness of the Dutch "w"

But I think the ugly of those two is undeniable, anyone who says otherwise is prolly lying, n'est pas?

Blade Runner said:
Women's tennis is like one of Plato's dialogues.
Men's tennis is like an ordinary scolding in a downtown bar.

I rest my case. :)
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So you admit to enjoying a capitalist sport?

Good

Capitalist pig.

Blade Runner said:
And why this discussion in the first place, people?
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We had to do something with a thread about something nobody gives a fuck about :D
 
Kharn said:
We had to do something with a thread about something nobody gives a fuck about :D
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It's all about the eyes, for me. The best and most dazzling I've ever seen came from a woman in a French movie Read My Lips, Olivia Bonamy.

While I tried searching for her picture on the net, nothing compared to how she was in that movie, her eyes........

This is only a quarter-decent photo.

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