Not only she looks like a man, she looks like Ozrat. 
Oops! She did it again...
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Kharn said:
"And I think she looks like shepherd's pie."
Kharn said:
"Shepherd's pie tastes like shit."
Kharn said:
"Yeah, right. Oh dude, that is soooooooo true. Man, yes. Woohoo. No one falls in love with looks. No one. It's a myth. People fall in love with the scent of arm pits and unwashed feet. With the stuff that comes out of noses and ears. With clipped fingernails. And stuff..." "I don't do that, of course. I fall in love with girls with boyish features. Everyone knows that by now."
"Or do I fall in love with talented women, women with dreams and ideals...?"
"Or with both...?"
"I forget."
Kharn said:
"Nothing new here, move along people."
<follows his dick to the next quote>
Kharn said:
"I can get a boner from a telephone conversation, how about that? Speech can do that to me, and speech isn't physical. It's ephemeral, it's gone before you know it. Read Derrida. Read Foucault. Read Ricoeur. Read Barthes. They'll tell you."
"Or shouldn't one believe what can be found in books...?"
"Shouldn't one start to think for oneself at a certain point in life...?"
"Or is all of that a lie...?"
"Are we getting confused yet, people?"
"Ooops! Boner alarm!"
Kharn said:
"Whatever you say, Kharn."
<nods, nods, nods, nods..., wants to make a comment on Kharn's use of French (it's "n'est-ce pas", you illiterate), but is starting to grow tired>
"Sander is an ugly duck, though, no problem with that."
"Or do I have a problem with that? Don't I like Sander?"
"What does it all mean...?"
Kharn said:
<This is the point where BR really starts to not give a bloody fuck anymore - watch him>
"Whatever you say, Kharn, you're the man. No one can grasp your power. You deity you. You clench your fists and the earth trembles. I am an -ism in your universe. Please spare me, o mighty ruler."
Kharn said:We had to do something with a thread about something nobody gives a fuck about
"I apologize, o master. I will never ever start another thread in your playing grounds. I will not post anymore lies unless you give me permission to do so. I will not doubt your wisdom any longer. Give me a sign, o divine one, and I will follow you through the darkest regions of hell and back. I am your lakey. I am at your command. Your word is my law, and I am a puppet on your string."
<now listen to the rebel, the rebel, the rebel>
"Go fuck a turnip!"
"And I still think Justine is one hell of a woman!"
huh? BladeRunner, I prescribe 200mg Prozac/day.
200mg/day? Are you kidding? Do I care? Is it real? Does it fly? Can you hold it in your right hand if you don't have a right hand? Who is Murdoch? Where is the little white bunny? OMG, I'm fucking up my own thread! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Am I? Are we? Is this it? Why? Look at the car! Look at that car! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooossssshhhhhhhhh! 
No one really understood the previous post, eh?
Goes to show how extremely stupid most of you are! 8)
Puny. Teeny. Weeny. Scratch. Love. Loooooooooooooove. Yadayadayada. Blah blah blah.
The only thing this is good for is my post count.
No one really understood the previous post, eh?
Goes to show how extremely stupid most of you are! 8)
Puny. Teeny. Weeny. Scratch. Love. Loooooooooooooove. Yadayadayada. Blah blah blah.
The only thing this is good for is my post count.
SkynetV4
Mildly Dipped
I prescribe 200 mg of arsenic. >
Hmm, I was going to use her as an example too before deciding against posting in this thread- now that it's degenerated into its current state, I figured what the hell. Is it the talent/ personality alone that makes people either find her plain unattractive or a goddess? I didn't think she was that great looking when I first saw her. Theres a lot of things I usually nitpick on for women- she smokes, has large freckles on one side of her face, completely unathletic, and sometimes pasty skin... But she just grew on me more and more even in physical attractiveness, after seeing more of her movies and reading her interviews. Hopefully that's passed now because I'm too old to have crushes on people I don't know- or does that never end?
EyeMaster7
A Smooth-Skin
Blade Runner said:
That's a guy with a pony tail !!! Do you see any tits?
Daemon Spawn said:
So you are the guy who send that messages to me.
Wooz69 said:Not only she looks like a man, she looks like Ozrat.
I think she looks more that kid... I don't remember his name but his pic appears in the forum every week.
Blade Runner said:The only thing this is good for is my post count.
Now I know why some people here has a high post count. Spammers.
EyeMaster7 said:
As The Smiths already pointed out long before you were even born (probably): "Some girls are bigger than others, some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers"
I still can't see what's so wrong with this girl. I like her. And what's wrong with small breasts anyway? Get a life, dude. Or marry a cow.
See: she does have titties!
welsh
Junkmaster
Two things here.
(1) Love? Please. We're really talking sex.
and on that note
(2) Anal.
(1) Love? Please. We're really talking sex.
and on that note
(2) Anal.
EyeMaster7 said:
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You mean Kharn!?
Ozrat said:EyeMaster7 said:
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You mean Kharn!?
Bwahahaha!
Fuck, you're right! Hahahahaah!
Preach on, brother!
welsh
Junkmaster
I have to admit that I enjoyed that flick.
Must...Resist...temptation...Kharn said:
Bah, it's no use. I gotta do this, sorry Kharn.
Dove said:Bah, it's no use. I gotta do this, sorry Kharn.
Bwahahaha!
Classic!!!
EyeMaster7
A Smooth-Skin
Blade Runner said:See: she does have titties!
So do you like the "wasteland warriors" ?Here its their definition in the titionary.
Definition: Tiny breasts with small nipples.
Location: Can be found in every age range. Usually located on the chests of short and petite women.
Hazards: The line between the Wasteland Warriors and a male chest is very thin. Always pursue the warriors in broad daylight or you might end up with a gay man with a wig.
I prefer the "Strawberry Tops".
See the definition for your favorite type of tits here:
http://www.soft-tits.com/titdefinition/index.htm
I wonder what type of wacko write this kind of stuff.
Dove said:
Now she looks more female in this picture.
