My picks
1) Britney Spears (I am a VIRGIN (WHO THE FUCK GIVES A RAD RAT'S DICK IN THIS DAY AND AGE). I took it in the ass and mouth)
2) Mireya Moscoso de Gruber (My country's president...I could do at little better with a military dictatorship under my wanna-be-iron-fist...think George Bush without power, money and the Republicans....the bitch has a PERSONAL ambulance while most of the country can never hope to get to a public hospital in time to save their lives since there is not enough money to pay retirement (its the same institution in here) or get modern equipment/medicines)
3) The Jews whom Henry Ford's "The International Jew" refers to.
4) Julia Roberts (NO, MY FIST!!), Freddie Prince Jr, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck (he would probably kick my 140 lbs ass but one can only hope), all of the cast in Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens, CSI, The Agency, Charmed (except Shannon Doherty (I want to sodomize her first)), Xena (see Charmed and put Lucy Lawless), Hercules (I want to shoot a few 12 Gauge Flechettes at your chest), all of the shows of AXN (except for Highlander) and Vin Diesel (another incoming ass kicking with me on the receiving end).
5) Feargus Urqhuart (sp? (drop yourself of a tall cliff and save me the trouble)), Hironobu Sakaguchi (try for the same feeling of FF6 instead of VIDEO CANDY ASS FESTS) and The guy in Blizzard who decided to produce Starcraft: Ghost.
6) Seanbaby (your rebel ass act isn't amusing anymore), Max (dig around old threads...him vs Rosh), Kalrac (hehehe, you won't know who this control-fetish is) and Sweet Elly (your nymphomaniac act is as believable as my 14 inch dick).
7) Celine Dion (bony-assed, fugly, untalented idiot), Eminem (feel lucky PUNK?) and Panamanian reggae singers (you uncultured, untalented, trematodes are the reason I sometimes go racist).
8) Myself sometimes (I remember that "I am TH3 1337 H4X0R" affair, fucker and I DO REMEMBER that little "oh, dear world...what a tragedy I am such a martyr period, donglicker).