People you just really wanna punch!

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And prez, you thought wrong - I hate to shatter your ego, but I've been in fights before. Asshole.

I could care less if you have been in a fight or havent, just seems to me like you havent.

hehe, looks like im getting to someone...:)
 
I'd like to punch half of the posters in the BIS forums. They clog up every thread with their ridiculous trolling, and seem to regard playing devil's advocate as a lifestyle choice rather than an intellectual tool.

Black Isle Fanboy said:
Where's my Jefferson? I want my Jefferson!!!!

*pouts*

Oh well I don't care what Van Buren is because if Black Isle makes it and its a RPG than you know its gonna be good!! And even if its not a RPG it'll still be great!! I hope its not Fallout 3 cause then all the fallout fanboys will kill themselves and we'll have some intelligent posters on these boards, and I'll go buy my great new Black Isle game and have lots of fun!!!!

*dances with joy*
*blows BIS a kiss*

Oh, and to the last poster, I wasn't calling you stupid - I was just pointing out a flaw in your argument, so just in case someone was going to argue the point with you, you would know where the weakness in your line of reasoning was - you shouldn't be so sensitive about it. I am callng you stupid now though, t33 h33!

If only I could just reach through the screen and throttle one.......
 
Nihilism is stupid.

Prez, stop toying with him. All these egoes being smashes about left and right...It's no fun.

If you'll continue me and Brio will go on an Edit-spree and make all of you say bad things about yourself in your posts, MWAHAHAHAHA.

Ehm...

8)
 
ok lets get off fight club and back to who whe want to fuck up...
number one on my list is EMINEM, i just think hes a fucking moron
number two is people that dont know to drive, in not saying little kids, i mean the people that are so blatenly stupid u want to smash into them, just today some moron was trying to turn left into a gas station, and they were in the left turn lane, for oncoming trafic
 
Yeah i would also like to punch eminem, in the balls, with a super sledgehammer, hard. And when he lies trying to catch his breath i would brnmak "faggot" on his forehead before i forced him to drink bullsemen.

Oopps got a little carried away. But i would really like it if someone did that. Would probably stop his big mouth. Anyone here could do that for me? Please?
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Em puts on just as much a show as you do with that last post, Lox. So we should hit both of them in the nuts with an SS, bawhaha! :lol:

Mohrg :twisted:
 
First off, I'd like to punch Hugh Grant in the face for all the crappy movies he's starred in.

I would then like to punch Richard Gere. I would also like to punch the guy who wrote the script to the movie 'Nell' starring Richard Gere and Jodie Foster.

Finally, I would like to punch Dr. Phil *real* good.

(I would have punched Julia Roberts, but I'm afraid that if I'd go for her face, her unnaturally wide mouth would somehow begin to devour my fist.)
 
I'd love to punch every fucking reporter and "journalist" who thinks that a celebrity's love life is somehow more important than the local drought, the brutality occurring in Liberia or anything else that's truly important.
 
its actually not the 'journalist' who thinks those stories are important. Its the idiots that read PEOPLE magazine and all that other celebrity scoop crap. The media just covers what sells the best.
 
I'm very angry at Russel Weller, the 86-year old man who plowed down 9 people in a farmer's market in Santa Monica. Old people jokes aside, I seriously cannot forgive such negligence, especially on the road. You have a responsibility to gauge whether or not you are fit to drive.

The facts are:

Weller plowed through a crowded farmer's market which shouldn't have happened in the first place because the road was visibly closed and filled with people. Weller, a native of Santa Monica, had knowledge that such an event was taking place because the farmer's market occured weekly, gathering roughly 9,000 visitors.

He states that he tried to brake but couldn't stop the vehicle. That's a poor excuse for all those who've lost someone. If there was a widely advertised market with thousands of people in it, he had amble time to ram down on his brakes. It isn't a situation where a deer suddenly jumps out of nowhere and you can't avoid hitting it. No, three city blocks full of thousands of people just doesn't jump from out of nowhere. Witnesses states that Weller had not tried to brake but had actually accelerated instead!

This is not the first car-related catastrophe for Weller. Home-video footage caught shows the elderly man in the same 1992 Buick plow through a considerable chunk of brick and street while trying to get to a party. So if the car had been at fault, Weller should have known and either gotten rid of it or tuned it up. And if the driver was at fault, Weller should have been thankful he had not hit someone and stopped driving. But no, it took plowing down people in a crowded market a few years later to stop him.

Finally, Weller has killed nine people thus far, with many more in the hospital in critical states. Two of his victims were under the age of 2. That is just unacceptable. And, get this, Weller is too emotionally distraught to personally offer the families of lost ones his condolences. Instead, he's relayed a message through his pastor and attorney.

Nine people are dead and the bastard can't even send a motherfucking Hallmark card to the families.
 
On the plus side, Gunslinger, an 86 year-old man won't be able to put up much resistance to Bubba and the gang when he's being raped in prison.

Let's all take solace in the hope that Russel Weller will no longer need an enema again.
 
Well it doesn’t seem like he’ll be going to jail or that he will be even charged. He wasn’t under the influence during the incident. Still I’m sure he is in as much pain as the victim’s families. Hopefully something will be done about senior drivers now. Seriously most of the time when I’m annoyed by another driver its usually some old person. I especially hate it when they go the speed limit in the fast lane, with the other lanes wide open for them. Yeah, you’re in no hurry, Bingo night doesn’t start for another 2 hours, but there’s people trying to get somewhere important, damn it!!
 
My picks

1) Britney Spears (I am a VIRGIN (WHO THE FUCK GIVES A RAD RAT'S DICK IN THIS DAY AND AGE). I took it in the ass and mouth)

2) Mireya Moscoso de Gruber (My country's president...I could do at little better with a military dictatorship under my wanna-be-iron-fist...think George Bush without power, money and the Republicans....the bitch has a PERSONAL ambulance while most of the country can never hope to get to a public hospital in time to save their lives since there is not enough money to pay retirement (its the same institution in here) or get modern equipment/medicines)

3) The Jews whom Henry Ford's "The International Jew" refers to.

4) Julia Roberts (NO, MY FIST!!), Freddie Prince Jr, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck (he would probably kick my 140 lbs ass but one can only hope), all of the cast in Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens, CSI, The Agency, Charmed (except Shannon Doherty (I want to sodomize her first)), Xena (see Charmed and put Lucy Lawless), Hercules (I want to shoot a few 12 Gauge Flechettes at your chest), all of the shows of AXN (except for Highlander) and Vin Diesel (another incoming ass kicking with me on the receiving end).

5) Feargus Urqhuart (sp? (drop yourself of a tall cliff and save me the trouble)), Hironobu Sakaguchi (try for the same feeling of FF6 instead of VIDEO CANDY ASS FESTS) and The guy in Blizzard who decided to produce Starcraft: Ghost.

6) Seanbaby (your rebel ass act isn't amusing anymore), Max (dig around old threads...him vs Rosh), Kalrac (hehehe, you won't know who this control-fetish is) and Sweet Elly (your nymphomaniac act is as believable as my 14 inch dick).

7) Celine Dion (bony-assed, fugly, untalented idiot), Eminem (feel lucky PUNK?) and Panamanian reggae singers (you uncultured, untalented, trematodes are the reason I sometimes go racist).

8) Myself sometimes (I remember that "I am TH3 1337 H4X0R" affair, fucker and I DO REMEMBER that little "oh, dear world...what a tragedy I am such a martyr period, donglicker).
 
People I'd like to punch (or play a game of Brockian Ultra Cricket with)

1. Fred Durst
2. Kilus
3. My neighbour
4. Kilus
5. Tone Capone (but only on occasion)
6. and of course, Kilus.
 
Dude...

I so could've killed Fred Durst Friday night...

He was like, 10 feet away from me...I thought about throwing my 10 dollar cheeseburger at him...but I was too hungry.

I guess there aren't that many people I'd like to punch...I'm not a very angry person. ...And why punch someone as beautiful and elegant as Julia Roberts? She's the perfect woman!

-Malky
 
Malkavian said:
I guess there aren't that many people I'd like to punch...I'm not a very angry person. ...And why punch someone as beautiful and elegant as Julia Roberts? She's the perfect woman!

...

Malky is now banz0red.
 
Pfft.

Oh, yeah...three more people I'd like to punch -

Kharn (That goes without explanation)
Tone Capone (I *hate* Rush now, jackass!)
Arrowroot/Aragorn (St. Anger sucked.)

-Malky
 
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