Popsicle or Android?

Popsicle or Android?

  • Human popsicle

    Votes: 22 66.7%
  • Android

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • Hate newspapers (aka other option)

    Votes: 6 18.2%

  • Total voters
    33
Eh, they also pulled the "giant humanoid thing at the end of the game" three times in a row.

Who was the giant humanoid in Skyrim? That Heimdall archetype guarding the bridge to Valhalla, or whatever it was called? Honestly I don't remember much about the game as I found it a chore to finish.

Anyway, my vote goes to a popsicle protagonist as it seems to be the most likely given the evidence so far. I would hope Beth doesn't do anything as stupidly predictable as making the PC an android but Christ, who knows with them?

Nothing in Skyrim, really, that's why it was only three games in a row.
Morrowind had Akulakhan, Oblivion had Mehrunes Dagon, Fallout 3 had Optimus, uh, Liberty Prime.

Forgot the giants? They are humanoid-ish.
 
Well in context, Hassknecht was referring to the big show stoppers that show up during the climaxes, hence why I erroneously assumed he was talking about Turd, or whatever his name is, who guards the bridge in Skyrim.
 
Eh, they also pulled the "giant humanoid thing at the end of the game" three times in a row.

Who was the giant humanoid in Skyrim? That Heimdall archetype guarding the bridge to Valhalla, or whatever it was called? Honestly I don't remember much about the game as I found it a chore to finish.

Anyway, my vote goes to a popsicle protagonist as it seems to be the most likely given the evidence so far. I would hope Beth doesn't do anything as stupidly predictable as making the PC an android but Christ, who knows with them?

Nothing in Skyrim, really, that's why it was only three games in a row.
Morrowind had Akulakhan, Oblivion had Mehrunes Dagon, Fallout 3 had Optimus, uh, Liberty Prime.
Well Akulakhan was just a statue.
 
So, what will the protagonist be?
A human popsicle, frozen in the Vault and thawed out 250 years later?
Or an android with fake memories, a replica of the original gruff brunette ex-military family-guy from before the War?
Or will he/she be something completely different?

You decide! Poll now to get a preorder bonus of bugs, glitches and crashes!

Both, likely. We already know stasis is part of why you stayed under for 200 years, but who's to say your family got out of it long before you did because you were kept under to be experimented on? Maybe like others in the same vault? (Your spouse isn't alive, but your kid is and on his deathbed if we go by the achievement.)
 
Alright, from the leaked footage it's clear that the player will be a popsicle.
100 Internet points to those who thought correctly.

(And a billion Internet points to those who picked "android" when it turns out that the player is an android or clone or whatever anyway :D)
 
Suspension of disbelief? It's the mightiest force in the Bethverse.
 
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