R.Graves
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Doomsday peppers prep for doomsday. That's planning for failure, even dumber than regular planning.
Preparing for the future
- Thread starter Throatpunch
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That's why I plan for ruling the wasteland with an iron fist.
The forums and your work here are a good exercise for that I assume.
Throatpunch
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You'll be the one choking on your own blood after a raider shanks you.
R.Graves
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K. Like I'll have anything worth raiding. You'll be the one with all the goodies mate. Besides I'd prolly be in a raiding tribe.
Throatpunch
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So you'll somehow get over from Kentucky to GBR after an apocalypse? Right.
Anyway, you sure your fit enough to be in a raider gang? 3 slim jims and a honey bun are not assurances of good health XD
R.Graves
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Ha, you got me there. But I did walk 3 or 4 miles to get to said slim jims and honey buns. Plus I never suggest I'd be going for your stuff in Britain. Anyways yeah I'd prolly be the first in a group to suggest raiding if other solutions didn't pan out. Hopefully end up like negan from TWD comics.
Throatpunch
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C'mon Graves you gotta compliment the exercise with healthy eating. You should know that. So a melee role might not work so great for you dude. I mean, I guess you could be a ranged weapons specialist...
My band of marauders could probably use some cannon fodder...
R.Graves
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Actually I've never been that bad a shot despite my horrible eyesight.
Look I already got an offer. Gotta book a flight to Germany.
Got the perfect name and inspirational animal, too: The Rackelhahn.
Rackelwild is a hybrid between a western capercaillie and a black grouse, and the males (Rackelhähne) are often extremely aggressive and pointlessly violent.
Just watch this:
Yeah, the Rackelhahn just randomly kills a bird that wandered too close by beating him to death with his wing, then rips off its head and finally rapes the corpse several times.
Rackelwild is a hybrid between a western capercaillie and a black grouse, and the males (Rackelhähne) are often extremely aggressive and pointlessly violent.
Just watch this:
Yeah, the Rackelhahn just randomly kills a bird that wandered too close by beating him to death with his wing, then rips off its head and finally rapes the corpse several times.
R.Graves
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... Badgers and hyenas are cool too.
But not "infertile crazy bastard bird that grunts like an angry pig and rapemurders everything that wanders into its territory" kind of cool.
R.Graves
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Eh, mammals are the best class of animals.