Say something positive about the USA

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I'm not sure I buy into the whole "it's just our government that's crappy, the citizens are actually really nice folks". If your nation has a shitty government then at least 51 % of the population are also shitty. Or if you have a crap ton of money in politics you're not really a democracy afterall, which is even worse.
 
It's better than all of the population being shitty like Europe.
 
Imagine the Romans saying "Don't blame us, it's all Caesar's fault" to the barbarian tribes. In the end the barbarians were like "Homie don't play dat!"
 
No see you're wrong because we don't say anything to barbarian tribes we just blow them up.
 
MutantScalper said:
Don't blame us, it's all Caesar's fault
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Just be sure to get a license for the hammer and nails first when in Europe.
 
You know Mutie, you don’t hate us as much as you let on, I don’t think.

It’s bringing a tear to my eye.
 
America is the best in a world where everyone wants to be #1.

Why do you think they hate us?
 
Although often egocentric most Americans are genuinely kind at heart and very hospitable people.
 
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I'm still hoping to hear more positive things. I'm sure there are plenty.
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Why don't you make some attempt to experience it for yourself and come to your own conclusions instead of wallowing in the toxic shit that gets shoveled to you on the other side of an LCD screen?

I assume you're a grown man? Get a travel guide, book a flight, and open your fucking eyes jackass.
 
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What's funny is most Europeans end up living in the south because they are also racists that want as much property to themselves as possible.


They get a garage with things in it that have motors and become the very thing they hate, and live in heaven driving around paying a buck 99 a gallon for gas.

Thats about .5 euro a liter peasants.
 
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