c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
I think I'll go with Ash on this one, I would rather have my partner have some experience in the field, and both eyes! I mean Snake is missing an eye! Hasn't anyone thought about this one?
Snake Plissken vs Ash
- Thread starter welsh
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Vault Dweller
He's still a better shot than Ash. Plus he can play a mean game of b-ball.
Ash is missing a hand. But then again, he does have a chainsaw attached to it. Unless we're talking post AoD Ash...he would have the gauntlet. 'Course he could probably take one off and attach the other at will. He's like his own action figure.
Ash is missing a hand. But then again, he does have a chainsaw attached to it. Unless we're talking post AoD Ash...he would have the gauntlet. 'Course he could probably take one off and attach the other at will. He's like his own action figure.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
hehhehe.... great line.
Escape frome L.A. - Sorry
Snake still has my vote though.
EyeMaster7
A Smooth-Skin
[PCE said:
Are you kidding? Snake against flesh-eating-zombies ?
Ash knows how to beat that freaks. He did that in three movies!!!! even in a game !!!!
We only saw snake in action in Escape from NY and LA. And the last one was a crap. Ash is a dedit hunter. He can smell then, he know what they thing and what they want. He is a coward? Of course. But imagine Snake in his position. Fighting hordes of deadites. He is going to shit his pants!!!.
My vote goes to the K-mart clerk.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
you have now lost your speaking privelegdges....
Ash said:
I think I've said this before. He may seem like a sissy, but he always comes out on top when the deadites attack. Until that point he is a bumbling idiot, besides Kurt Russel is getting old.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Looks like Ash is way ahead in the poll, he kicks evil undead ass! Only one question: how much fuel does his chainsaw have? It would really be a bummer to find yourself surrounded by the undead and with an empty tank! In this case I think a blade would be much more efficient.
And what about Blade? He is a badass vampire-hunter, and they count as undead, right? I think we should have an Ash vs. Blade poll.
And what about Blade? He is a badass vampire-hunter, and they count as undead, right? I think we should have an Ash vs. Blade poll.
Well, in a pinch whiskey can be substituted for fuel. Not really, but close enough for undead-killing purposes!
And if the poll was between Blade and Ash there would be no reason for a poll, people would just say why Blade is so much better than Ash in every category. Except humor, of course.
And if the poll was between Blade and Ash there would be no reason for a poll, people would just say why Blade is so much better than Ash in every category. Except humor, of course.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
The only thing Blade would win is a gymnastics competition because all he does is twirl around like a fairy.
Tank Girl was the worst movie I've ever seen.
To even mention the character of Tank-Girl along side Ash and Snake is a sin. A mortal sin.
Ugh.
Tank-Girl made me want to vomit. I mean really, I don't think I've ever hated a movie so much as I hated Tank-Girl.
To even mention the character of Tank-Girl along side Ash and Snake is a sin. A mortal sin.
Ugh.
Tank-Girl made me want to vomit. I mean really, I don't think I've ever hated a movie so much as I hated Tank-Girl.
[PCE said:
Sure, until he skewers you with his silver blade. Then blows your head off with his desert eagle. Then disembowels you with his fist.
Blade kicks all kinds of ass. But funny, he is not.
welsh
Junkmaster
I still find your arguments against Snake and for Ash unconvincing.
DOn' forget that in EVil Dead 2, Ash becomes a mutant flesh eating zombie.
And the point about the gas needs to be really thought through.
I say go Snake.
DOn' forget that in EVil Dead 2, Ash becomes a mutant flesh eating zombie.
And the point about the gas needs to be really thought through.
I say go Snake.
Arguements for Ash...
1. He always comes out on top. Just when you think he's lost, they make a sequel with no sense of continuity and he returns to kick ass.
2. He's experienced against the undead
3. The chainsaw has unlimited fuel. He never needed to gas it up in the films, so it's just understood that it doesn't need gas period. I don't think gas exists in the Evil Dead universe, anywho, because then the Oldsmobile-Tank-Vehicle of Doom wouldn't work out either...after all, they didn't have fuel in the Middle Ages.
4. The boomstick has unlimited shells, by the previous rule. Whereas Ash does re-load the shotgun occasionally, there is never any explanation for where he got so many shells. He has about five or six in the beginning of Evil Dead 2 and this seems to last him throughout that film AND Army of Darkness...no matter how many times he fires it. Snake runs out of ammo a lot, especially in bad situations.
5. I'd rather die with Ash than with Snake. Generally, people don't survive long when they're with Snake. They don't survive long with Ash but at least he makes an effort. Snake would be more likely to shoot you in the leg and leave you to slow the undead down than Ash would, too. And he'd be cracking some hella-cool one liners. And getting chicks.
7. Ash, while he is a coward, is a resourceful coward. I mean come on, he attatched a chainsaw to his wrist after severing his hand with it, with little to no tools. He did the same with a gauntlet that magically works like a real hand, in the MIDDLE AGES. Snake lost his eye. A resourceful guy would've found a way to replace it with some sort of rocket launcher or knife by now.
8. El Mariachi would own them both
9. Is a cool number
10. There was no six
Those are good enough reasons for me!
1. He always comes out on top. Just when you think he's lost, they make a sequel with no sense of continuity and he returns to kick ass.
2. He's experienced against the undead
3. The chainsaw has unlimited fuel. He never needed to gas it up in the films, so it's just understood that it doesn't need gas period. I don't think gas exists in the Evil Dead universe, anywho, because then the Oldsmobile-Tank-Vehicle of Doom wouldn't work out either...after all, they didn't have fuel in the Middle Ages.
4. The boomstick has unlimited shells, by the previous rule. Whereas Ash does re-load the shotgun occasionally, there is never any explanation for where he got so many shells. He has about five or six in the beginning of Evil Dead 2 and this seems to last him throughout that film AND Army of Darkness...no matter how many times he fires it. Snake runs out of ammo a lot, especially in bad situations.
5. I'd rather die with Ash than with Snake. Generally, people don't survive long when they're with Snake. They don't survive long with Ash but at least he makes an effort. Snake would be more likely to shoot you in the leg and leave you to slow the undead down than Ash would, too. And he'd be cracking some hella-cool one liners. And getting chicks.
7. Ash, while he is a coward, is a resourceful coward. I mean come on, he attatched a chainsaw to his wrist after severing his hand with it, with little to no tools. He did the same with a gauntlet that magically works like a real hand, in the MIDDLE AGES. Snake lost his eye. A resourceful guy would've found a way to replace it with some sort of rocket launcher or knife by now.
8. El Mariachi would own them both
9. Is a cool number
10. There was no six
Those are good enough reasons for me!
EyeMaster7
A Smooth-Skin
Murdoch said:
I must agree with you about Blade being much better then Ash. But blade is not human! He is vampire who can "walk in the day". Blade can exterminate a bunch of deadites with his blade. Hehehe.... did you got that? Blade's blade.
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c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Wow, EyeMaster7, you're a regular riot, you are the master of puns, I might say, you always keep an eye on the ball.
And why should it matter if Blade is a vampire? If I were surrounded by zombies I would love to have him by my side, he would surely manage to get me out of there in one piece. And I could live without the humour.
And why should it matter if Blade is a vampire? If I were surrounded by zombies I would love to have him by my side, he would surely manage to get me out of there in one piece. And I could live without the humour.
welsh
Junkmaster
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
It's all about attitude- go with snake.