Snake Plissken vs Ash

If you were in a battle against a horde of flesh eating mutant zombies who would you rather back you

  • Snake Plissken- Escape from NY and Escape for LA

    Votes: 221 100.0%

  • Ash- Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    221
Ok, here is the way I see it:
1. Blade is a vampire, that can walk in daylight, so he is just as mobile as Snake or Ash.
2. Blade is already a semi-undead so if he would be bitten or scratched by a zombie that would not really affect him; on the other hand Both Snake and Ash would be prone to turning into a zombie. Frankly I wouldn't want to have to deal with a horde of undead and the zombie version of Snake or Ash.
3. Blade is more agile, has more accurate senses and more stamina.
4. He also has a shotgun and with a bayonet to boot.
5. He has a really cool pair of shades.
6. He looks so fine in that leather coat of his.
7. I liked Blade I and II more than I liked the movies with Ash And Snake.
8. I respect your choice and have no intention what so ever to try and convince you to change it.
9. Blade rocks!
10. He may not have much of a sense of humour but he sure means business.
 
Yeah!!
I'd go with Wooz, both Snake and Ash are missing vital bodyparts, and even though Ash has cool prosthetics, they'd never work as well.

Though i think a better third option would be the Vault Dweller
 
Folks, focus on the question- no Blade, no Vaultdweller, no Wooz and no damn Xena.

Don't forget Ash gets his ass kicked in Evil Dead 1.
 
Yeah good point Prez, but he'd walk into tables and holes because of the lack of depth perception.
 
Yes, but he'd still be cool when he knocked into those tables and holes, and it's really about looking cool.
 
Ash pwns Snake in a heartbeat, besides I don't care all that much about the big muscled hero, I always go with the witty one, the one who uses his head for more than ramming doors. :look:
 
you just contradicted yourself. Unless you actually think that Ash is smarter than Snake. Ash can't even remember 3 words for chrissake.
 
Yeah, whereas Snake is brain and brawn. He's got military tactics down, plus he's crafty.

He did shut down the world, after all.
 
Could Snake shut down the world with nothing more than a boomstick and a chainsaw attached to his hand? Unlikely... And hey, people forget, shit happens, this just makes him more human, more believable, or at least something close to that. :P
 
Could Snake shut down the world with nothing more than a boomstick and a chainsaw attached to his hand? Unlikely... And hey, people forget, shit happens, this just makes him more human, more believable, or at least something close to that.
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Snake can locate a little wussy president in the middle of a delapadated city overrun by psychos, Defeat a 7 foot tall monster 'gladiator style', escape with the president, and then basically fuck over the world and while he smokes a cigarette.

Ash gets his ass kicked by some lilliputans, shoots a 70 year old woman in the face, and then breaks a few plastic skelletons.
 
Snake can locate a little wussy president in the middle of a delapadated city overrun by psychos, Defeat a 7 foot tall monster 'gladiator style', escape with the president, and then basically fuck over the world and while he smokes a cigarette.
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And don't you think that is a bit, just a a bit exaggerated? And smoking? What kind of a rolemodel is he? :P Think about the children! :roll:
Ash gets his ass kicked by some lilliputans, shoots a 70 year old woman in the face, and then breaks a few plastic skelletons.
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That is a bit closer to reality, don't you think? He may not be the coolest guy around, but I like him nonetheless.
 
What about Ash Ketchup of Pokemon??

Evil Dead was a great series... nothing like a tree raping a girl...But Snake would kill Ash three ways from Sunday.
 
:shock: The hell it does! The only reason I don't quit is I am way too addicted to it! :P And at times you end up feeling like shit! :tired: Isn't that cool?
8)
 
[PCE said:
el_Prez] Ash can't even remember 3 words for chrissake.
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Latim.... Its very difficult to pronounce.

Ash is smart. Very smart. After he lost his hand he adapted a chainsaw to his arm. In AOD he creates, in the middle ages, a gauntlet that challenges the best minds of our time.
 
EyeMaster7 said:
Latim.... Its very difficult to pronounce.

Ash is smart. Very smart. After he lost his hand he adapted a chainsaw to his arm. In AOD he creates, in the middle ages, a gauntlet that challenges the best minds of our time.
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Latin is one of the easier languages to pronounces, 'cept for the "ae" sound.

The gaunlet is t3h smart, tho'
 
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