Snake Plissken vs Ash

If you were in a battle against a horde of flesh eating mutant zombies who would you rather back you

  • Snake Plissken- Escape from NY and Escape for LA

    Votes: 221 100.0%

  • Ash- Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    221
Ash?
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No thanks. Put me down for Snake Plissken.
 
PIPBoy2000 said:
NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!NPA!!!!
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Bwahahaha, good old times

Y'know a professional newspaper once did an article on my site? Good fun.
 
It was about the size of a stamp, but still cool :P

*misses the ol' NPA*
 
My vote goes to Jack Burton(Big Trouble in Little China). "You know those dark and stormy nights when the lightning crashing, the thunders rumbling and the rains coming down like a sheet of lead..."
 
Dammit, Jack Burton could not fight the hordes of the undead! He could fight the likes of Vishnu, Buddha, or Jesus, but there's no way he could fight the masses of zombies.
 
King of Creation said:
Dammit, Jack Burton could not fight the hordes of the undead! He could fight the likes of Vishnu, Buddha, or Jesus, but there's no way he could fight the masses of zombies.
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Jesus was a zombie, (in the end anyway) what did you think Easter was about?
The Bible skimmed over the whole "BRAAAIIIIINS" episode.
 
Sorry buddy but you are terrible wrong. The king of quotes is Ash. There isn't another guy with quotes like "Groove", "Swallow that", "Hail to the king, baby", "Let's go down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch", "Do you see this? This is my boomstick!" and my favorite:

Deadite: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [prepares to blast it with the shotgun] Swallow this.
 
yeah... 'buddy'; sure Ash has some good lines. But I say Jack has the best lines:

Just listen to 'ol Jack Burton on the Pork Chop Express, on a dark and stormy night, when some wild eyed 8 ft. tall maniac grabs the back of your favorite next and slams it agaisnt the bar room wall, and he asks you if you 'payed your dues'; well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye - 'have you payed your dues, jack?' 'Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'

and my personal favorite:

"Ok, you people just stay here, hold the fort and keep the home fires burin' and if were not back by dawn....[wink] call the President."
 
Other.
Dirty Harry, most definatly, I mean, he never has to reload, he has no scared emotion, he'd shoot you before he blinks...
Other than that, I would choose....
!BARBIE!
Yes folks, Barbie. I mean, all that plastic, what a shiel!
 
Did you guys miss the who Nissan 300ZX commercial here Barbie drops Ken to go for a ride in GI Joe's new 300Z?

Barbi has no reason to bitch. She just upgraded her plastic toy.
 
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