welsh
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Yes, but sadly he dies in the first one. Had Sean Bean played Aragorn, I'd be more sympathetic.
welsh said:Jackson needed to do two things- (1) make decent battles, and (2) Tell the Frodo/Sam story.
welsh said:Star Wars is about /../ how evil comes from our uncontrolled emotions.
welsh said:But the last Star Wars (Revenge of the Sith) was pretty damn good.
welsh said:When Samuel Jackson goes into to capture Palpatine with three other Jedi Sword masters and Palpatine cuts those three down faster than a sushi chef cuts a cucumber with a Ginsu knife,
welsh said:Ok, I even enjoyed as Anakin slaughters the young Jedi students as his pact with the devil to prevent Padme's death and join the Dark Side.
welsh said:(how easy to create a militaristic empire when those who die are just clones).
welsh said:Or maybe I like a story with a bit more nuiance
welsh said:where the bad guys triumph and the good guys don't have to rely on coincidence and fate to get by.
Mark Hammil has gone on to such classics as Corvette Summer and an appearance on Howard Stern.
Compare, for instance Star Wars (either trilogy) and Lord of the Rings and the Godfather trilogy and the Godfather wins because it's a film that stands the test of time better.
Ok, superior acting from Lord of the Rings.... who? Cate Blanchett (is she even in the later ones?) Ian McKellen- ok, I thought he was pretty good. The acting crew of the Fellowship (with the exception of Sean Bean) - sucked ass.
Let's be honest, you went to see Lord of the Rings either because:
(1) You really are a fan of the books and fantasy is your genre
(2) You didn't have the time to read through the books, and this was cheap
(3) You wanted some pretty good battle scene.
Gimi (who is a pain in the ass)
If you went for the battles, frankly- Helms Deep, the main battle in LoTR 3 and the final battle- sucked ass.
And yes, Per, I actually was impressed with the cartoon. I have seen both the Lord of the Rings (which ends in Helms Deep) cartoon and the second half of that (which wrapped the film up), and thought they were great. I was more impressed with the cartoon than I was with Jackson's movie.
That story was so underdone, and underplayed that Jackson almost completely fails to hold that up.
Star Wars is about the collapse of democracy, about the tyranny of power, about how evil comes from our uncontrolled emotions.
For me, the first Star Wars- about the fall of democracy and the seduction of evil is a better story.
But the last Star Wars (Revenge of the Sith) was pretty damn good.
(because that little green muppet looks more real than Gandalf to me)
Or maybe I like a story with a bit more nuiance where the bad guys triumph and the good guys don't have to rely on coincidence and fate to get by.
Bradylama said:Not liking Lord of the Rings is no crime, it's just that mistaking Star Wars for intelligence is.
The old Star Wars films sucked (badly) too, you just remember them as being good because of the old rose-tinted spectacles.
Ratty said:Methinks Welsh simply doesn't understand and appreciate Tolkien's genius enough. I propose we lock him in a small room with nothing but Tolkien's books and let him out once he has read the Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Silmarillion, in that order. If he continues to insist on these silly views, we should lock him again and repeat the process.
Fireblade said:Ratty said:Methinks Welsh simply doesn't understand and appreciate Tolkien's genius enough. I propose we lock him in a small room with nothing but Tolkien's books and let him out once he has read the Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Silmarillion, in that order. If he continues to insist on these silly views, we should lock him again and repeat the process.
Much as I enjoy the book, are you saying you actually understand the plotline of the Silmarillion? I have a devil of a time following the connection between each story, save perhaps for the story of Numenor towards the end.
Honestly, it reads like an adaption of the Norse fables I've read since I was a child. How you can manage to keep track of the various one-shot names is beyond me. Then again, considering Tolkien studied languages for a career, I guess it makes sense.
Are you kidding? About two days after reading the book I could re-tell its contents to my Mum by heart. I didn't even have problems distinguishing between Fingolfin and Finarfin or Thingol and Turgon.Fireblade said:Much as I enjoy the book, are you saying you actually understand the plotline of the Silmarillion? I have a devil of a time following the connection between each story, save perhaps for the story of Numenor towards the end.
Honestly, it reads like an adaption of the Norse fables I've read since I was a child. How you can manage to keep track of the various one-shot names is beyond me. Then again, considering Tolkien studied languages for a career, I guess it makes sense.
Yes! For Thorin, the true King under the Mountain! Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!Vaulty said:Either that or the force is so strongly with him he is blinded by the powerful CGI of Star Wars into thinking LotR is simple chilcdren's fantasy. I say we destroy him in the name of the Numenor.
Per said:The ghost army thing was done stupidly in the movie. In the book, they just helped in one battle, allowing Aragorn to later turn the tide of battle at Pelennor using conventional means. In the movie they were like a reusable tactical nuke with cheat mode on. Why Aragorn didn't have them do their killer nanite sweep through Mordor I don't know.
Ratty said:So much sense of humor is truly wasted on a single person.