Surprising Internet Porn Statistics

[SuAside]

Porn mags were also neat, because when you grew tired of them, you could squirt your load on the pages and over time change your porn mag into a solid, crunchy, rockhard tablet. Which you could then use to cut vegetables on, for instance.

Damn it... I knew it was a mistake to open this thread while eating in front of my computer...

 

[Fermi Paradox]

I-

You guys are weird.

 

[CloudlessDruid]

I never squirt cum in my porn mags, I always hoped I could take care of them and someday give to my son, but once my maid throw all of them in the garbage

 

[Ratty Sr.]

You have a maid? Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[CloudlessDruid]

done, just took that for ya

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Oh.

I was expecting something along the lines of

 

[CloudlessDruid]

I expected the same when my mother told me she was thinking about hiring a maid. Yeah... Frustration...

 

[Hoxie]

So what did the maid say, if anything, about dumping all the porn mags?

 

[CloudlessDruid]

nothing. We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy with cigarettes, porn and girls I bring home, here.

 

[Hoxie]

nothing. We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy with cigarettes, dildos, porn and guys I bring home, here.

Ah I see, good to know the maid doesn't judge.

 

[alec]

That's still fuckable. Old pootangs are surprisingly tight.

Just saying.

 

[Dario ff]

I don't really get what's the deal if somebody at your family finds out that you had porn. They could've supposed you had it already, that you've watched it. I'd just ignore it or dump it, the person that had them would be ashamed of asking them back.

 

[Blakut]

It's just stupid that you don't use internet porn. Who needs mags anyway these days? And how old are you that some maid throws awy your stuff?

 

[Foilman]

Ha, the Sunday fact still makes me laugh. I guess you learn something new everyday.

 

[PastaMasta]

That 116,000 figure is meaningless, because only a moron would search for child pornography by googling "child pornography". It's like trying to contact terrorists by googling "terrorist organization". No CP site would be foolish enough to advertise the fact that it is a CP site, unless the owners are absolutely itching for a ride in the Party Van. Instead, they would try to disguise their true nature by purporting to offer (barely) legal content, such as lolitas, JB, nymphettes, child models or something similarly "innocuous".

Combined with your avatar this statement became absolute comedy gold. Although you do have a point, there is bound to be somebody who stumbles along and types child pornography into google hoping something might come up.

 

[Dr. Combat Shotgun]

Its still utterly hilarious, though. The fact you stumble on child porn even if you dont want to during your regular jerkoffs is a bit disturbing.

 

[CloudlessDruid]

I'm 19, but I strongly suspect she thrown my porn away because she was one of these fanatic religious old woman.