The Death of a Monitor

[Wooz]

Hey, did you check the sign at the gates?

"NO MUTANTS ALLOWED"


Shoo!

 

[Marek]

Well, if any of you have monitors on death row..

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Is that my cousin in there?! You monster!

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Is that my cousin in there?! You monster!

So is that a live mouse in there or is it an electronic mouse for moving the pointer? Now that be a nice furnishing for a nerd's house.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Ozrat]

Is that my cousin in there?! You monster!

Actually, I think that's one of Sovz's kin in there.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Actually, I think that's one of Sovz's kin in there.

Oh, those lowly losers? Never mind, then.

 

[Sovz]

yep, thats a dwarf hampster in there.

 

[Ozrat]

...

And you have no concern for the lives of your close ones? Are you guys related to lemmings by any chance?

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Dude, they are just hamsters. Let them perish as they should.

 

[Sovz]

silence evil one

One cute furry hamsters life worth more then a dozen of stinky flee infested rats such as yourself.

That’s why hamsters are human pets of choice, while rats still live (and breed) deep in Romanian sewage.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

That’s why hamsters are human pets of choice, while rats still live (and breed) deep in Romanian sewage.

At least we rule that sewage!

 

[Sovz]

One word.

ROMANIA

 

[Colt]

Would you guys take your pissing contest elsewhere before someone decides to vat my thread? I still haven't gotten a chance to destroy the traitorous monitor!

Rats, hamsters, they're all good barbecued. - Colt

 

[Ozrat]

Hush up you silly bystander, our honor and heirarchy must be defended now that the hampster is revolting.

 

[The Commissar]

The Hamster was always revolting, now he's just getting uppity about it.

 

[Marek]

Colt, until you post a pic of your work your thread is beyond salvation.

Rodent War!!

 

[Wooz]

I HATE RATS HATE HATE HATE HATE!

 

[Ashmo]

What the heck is that blue stuff?

...

IT'S A ROBOT RAT! OMG!

 

[Flop]

Was that really necessary?

 

[Pope Viper]

What the heck is that blue stuff?

Might it be a dye that shows the bits?