The Death of a Monitor

[Ashmo]

What the heck is that blue stuff?

Might it be a dye that shows the bits?

Nah, robot rat is the more likely explanation, you fool.

 

[Pope Viper]

What the heck is that blue stuff?

Might it be a dye that shows the bits?

Nah, robot rat is the more likely explanation, you fool.

Yes, of course, how stupid of me.

I should have realized it's a robotic rat.

Stupid, stupid, stupid me.

 

[Ashmo]

It's a robotic rat spy from Iran!

Yes, that's the only explanation that makes sense.

Lock up all rats and bomb Iran! They must pay!

:: walks away twitching ::

 

[Ratty Sr.]

NOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, MY BELOVED?!

Grrrr... there will be retribution! I will unleash an army so brutal and mighty that God himself will fall on his knees and beg for mercy!

 

[SuAside]

riiiiiiiight

here's some leftovers from dinner, Ratty, now go back to your sewer...

 

[Kahgan]

I HATE RATS HATE HATE HATE HATE!

aw, I know in your heart, you still love Ratty

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Yep that rat's ready for dissection and examination. Ive seen that before with other animals.

Oh ya and I prefer guinea pigs...they pwn hamsters and rats.

squeak,
The Vault Dweller