The Fallout TV show is way sexier than the games [Kotaku]
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CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
What? I only like Ashley.
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
what the fuck?
Yeah that part of the writing is fucking retarded. Oh "we live for a thousand years" so, what, they stay toddlers for 50 years? Miss me with that shit. In 'asari' terms (culturally) they are teenagers, but biologically speaking they are absolutely adults.
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
Which would mean jack instead of jack and shit if they weren't aliens and whatever the fuck the writers say it means.
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
The writer can say whatever they want to but it has to make biological logical sense. If a species took like 200 years to reach maturity then how would it ever have survived the evolutionary game to reach space faring civilization stage?
Liara is not a teenager then, she is, culturally, a maiden.
Meaning she can fuck around all she wants to and be a slut.
Liara is not a teenager then, she is, culturally, a maiden.
Meaning she can fuck around all she wants to and be a slut.
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CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
I really don't want to shit on your response or passion for a game series I like but they're an all female race of Space Amazons who can breed with other species. Logic has left the room. It got a plane ticket and crashed in the ocean on the way.
You just accept some things because that's the way the game is written. SPACE MAGIC.
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
When your entire argument is "bruh its fiction who cares" what are you even talking about anymore
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
I'll accept the rule 34 lore then.
Blue big titty amazon space sluts with massive throbbing cocks.
Traeger91
Still Mildly Glowing
Funny thing, I like Dragon Age: Origins, but I actively look for ways to chase "love interests" away. Hell, if I'm a Rogue or even have Leliana in my group (which I rarely do), I usually outright kill Zevran after his ambush. Another example, if I'm a more combat oriented mage, I usually leave Morrigan behind at camp and rarely talk to her. Though I should mention that this isn't me outright disliking romance. I just hate that me helping someone, or not... or whatever, is a determining factor to them wanting to jump my bones. I only bring this up because it's a BioWare title as well.
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
I mean my argument is, "she's written as a teenager for her fantasy space race." Which is like asking what's my rebuttal for the Ring of Power existing in Tolkien because magic isn't real.
I'm just pointing out what the games were presenting.
She's an Asari child prodigy which is a major killer for romance from my part, in-universe fifty or not.
I mean falling in love in a dangerous situation and showing interest in someone's issues to help them out don't strike me as particularly bizarre elements.
Mind you, I think Leliana and Morrigan are about the only romances in games I think that actually worked.
My wife says the same for Alistair.
Traeger91
Still Mildly Glowing
Alistair usually doesn't like me by the end of the game, regardless of what I start out as, penis or vagina. Generally the only characters that like me regardless by the end of the game are Dog and Oghren.
Zevran, I do keep around most of the time, especially if I'm not a rogue. Though he does get uppity about certain things.
Wynne goes apeshit at the Circle Tower and I inevitably kill her.
Sten is schizo about decisions most of the time, so I'm never clear about what sets him off.
Shale... I usually never bother to pick up.
Oghren really only cares about what you do in Orzammar.
Morrigan, I generally keep as an active party member if I'm not a combat mage, but shoot her advances down each time they arise.
Leliana is never brought on at all.
Dog is a dog, so he does whatever regardless.
Alistair, depending on how I play, might be my best friend at the end of the game or more often than not booted from group or executed.
Also the companion bickering is another thing that bothers me and is a big reason why I may avoid certain companions.
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
Written more like a college aged young adult who struck out on their own a few years ago yknow before she completely shifts personality off screen in 2. Either way doesn't matter because she sucks and Tali is best waifu sanks
Bradylama
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
These are all great arguments for why sex should never be in Bethesda games.
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
Did you not see my Piper pic?
Bradylama
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
How do you get anything done when Lover's Lab exists?
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
bro got uhhh big restraint i reckon
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
Too busy with my game backlog for pornography tbh.
And after this game backlog I got a readables backlog.
After that however I got my pornography backlog...
And uh, it's gonna take a while to get through. I need to be very... Thorough.
Bradylama
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
Isn't she xenophobic?
Like she's actively the worst Character in the series.
Regardless, the better relationship choices come in #2
Mr Fish
Slippy sloppy, The
Haha, no they never got the chance to file it.I bet there's a restraining order too.
