The Fallout TV show is way sexier than the games [Kotaku]

Discussion in 'Fallout TV Series Discussion' started by CT Phipps, Apr 29, 2024.

  1. Resardiv

    Resardiv Herr

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  2. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Carbon Dated and Proud

    Sep 17, 2016
    What? I only like Ashley.
     
  3. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010

    what the fuck? :lol:

    Yeah that part of the writing is fucking retarded. Oh "we live for a thousand years" so, what, they stay toddlers for 50 years? Miss me with that shit. In 'asari' terms (culturally) they are teenagers, but biologically speaking they are absolutely adults.
     
  4. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Carbon Dated and Proud

    Sep 17, 2016
    Which would mean jack instead of jack and shit if they weren't aliens and whatever the fuck the writers say it means.
     
  5. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    The writer can say whatever they want to but it has to make biological logical sense. If a species took like 200 years to reach maturity then how would it ever have survived the evolutionary game to reach space faring civilization stage?

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    Liara is not a teenager then, she is, culturally, a maiden.
    Meaning she can fuck around all she wants to and be a slut. :)
     
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  6. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Carbon Dated and Proud

    Sep 17, 2016
    I really don't want to shit on your response or passion for a game series I like but they're an all female race of Space Amazons who can breed with other species. Logic has left the room. It got a plane ticket and crashed in the ocean on the way.

    You just accept some things because that's the way the game is written. SPACE MAGIC.
     
  7. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    When your entire argument is "bruh its fiction who cares" what are you even talking about anymore
     
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  8. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    I'll accept the rule 34 lore then.
    Blue big titty amazon space sluts with massive throbbing cocks.

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  9. Traeger91

    Traeger91 Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 10, 2024
    Funny thing, I like Dragon Age: Origins, but I actively look for ways to chase "love interests" away. Hell, if I'm a Rogue or even have Leliana in my group (which I rarely do), I usually outright kill Zevran after his ambush. Another example, if I'm a more combat oriented mage, I usually leave Morrigan behind at camp and rarely talk to her. Though I should mention that this isn't me outright disliking romance. I just hate that me helping someone, or not... or whatever, is a determining factor to them wanting to jump my bones. I only bring this up because it's a BioWare title as well.
     
  10. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Carbon Dated and Proud

    Sep 17, 2016
    I mean my argument is, "she's written as a teenager for her fantasy space race." Which is like asking what's my rebuttal for the Ring of Power existing in Tolkien because magic isn't real.

    I'm just pointing out what the games were presenting.

    She's an Asari child prodigy which is a major killer for romance from my part, in-universe fifty or not.

    I mean falling in love in a dangerous situation and showing interest in someone's issues to help them out don't strike me as particularly bizarre elements.

    Mind you, I think Leliana and Morrigan are about the only romances in games I think that actually worked.

    My wife says the same for Alistair.
     
  11. Traeger91

    Traeger91 Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 10, 2024
    Alistair usually doesn't like me by the end of the game, regardless of what I start out as, penis or vagina. Generally the only characters that like me regardless by the end of the game are Dog and Oghren.

    Zevran, I do keep around most of the time, especially if I'm not a rogue. Though he does get uppity about certain things.

    Wynne goes apeshit at the Circle Tower and I inevitably kill her.

    Sten is schizo about decisions most of the time, so I'm never clear about what sets him off.

    Shale... I usually never bother to pick up.

    Oghren really only cares about what you do in Orzammar.

    Morrigan, I generally keep as an active party member if I'm not a combat mage, but shoot her advances down each time they arise.

    Leliana is never brought on at all.

    Dog is a dog, so he does whatever regardless.

    Alistair, depending on how I play, might be my best friend at the end of the game or more often than not booted from group or executed.

    Also the companion bickering is another thing that bothers me and is a big reason why I may avoid certain companions.
     
  12. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Written more like a college aged young adult who struck out on their own a few years ago yknow before she completely shifts personality off screen in 2. Either way doesn't matter because she sucks and Tali is best waifu sanks
     
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  13. Bradylama

    Bradylama So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 22, 2003
    These are all great arguments for why sex should never be in Bethesda games.
     
  14. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    Did you not see my Piper pic?
     
  15. Bradylama

    Bradylama So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 22, 2003
    How do you get anything done when Lover's Lab exists?
     
  16. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    bro got uhhh big restraint i reckon
     
  17. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    Too busy with my game backlog for pornography tbh.
    And after this game backlog I got a readables backlog.
    After that however I got my pornography backlog...
    And uh, it's gonna take a while to get through. I need to be very... Thorough.
     
  18. Bradylama

    Bradylama So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 22, 2003
    I bet there's a restraining order too.

     
  19. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite [REDACTED]

    Oct 13, 2010
    Isn't she xenophobic?
    Like she's actively the worst Character in the series.

    Regardless, the better relationship choices come in #2
     
  20. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    Haha, no they never got the chance to file it. :)
     
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