"The French are a bunch of surrender monkeys!"

The stats for Spain aren't exactly correct either. Off the top of my head I can think of one war, the Spanish-American/Cuban War of Independance, which they didn't win.

Also, a good book that I would recommend about Nazi Geramany and World War II in general is "The Ride and Fall of the Third Reich".
 
Gustav_Drangeid said:
Loxley said:
Ehmm norway has participated in what perhaps 3 wars since 1800

Participation? I wouldn't call sending a group of what?...like ten people to some war participation. Norway's military strenght aren't high enough to prevent an inviasion from...Ehh anybody. So feel free to invade the probably only country with a female defense minister any time.
Loxley said:
the decision to not to participate in the war was an act of wisdom
It sure was.

Well the scandinavians have done quite a bit of peacekeeping with the UN for awhile. If you look at Scandinavian foreign policy, for instance, it often pursues a very generous humanitarian agenda.

Arguably these countries also have some of the highest quality of life, so perhaps there is a sense amongst the Scandinavians that they can afford to be generous to the rest of the world.

As for fighting, don't hold the scandinavians down. There is still a strong viking spirit there. As I mentioned in another post, the Norwegian military often trains the US forces on arctic warfare and their ski troops often kick our marines ass. While the Germans did defeat the Norwegians in World War 2, that battle wasn't as one sided as many might think. Also if you look at the Finns, they fought like hell against the Russians, and as I recall where invaded by the Germans and then the Russians again as the Eastern front shifted back and forth. Also the Swedes have been pretty competitive as weapons manufacturers.
 
welsh said:
Well the scandinavians have done quite a bit of peacekeeping with the UN for awhile. If you look at Scandinavian foreign policy, for instance, it often pursues a very generous humanitarian agenda.
Norway is a wealthy country, giving money for humanitarian and peacekeeping actions is the only help Norway are able to give. Norway has lots of money, and few inhabitants. Sending military troops are hopeless, simply because we would have to send away everybody living here.
 
Sander said:
We didn't do bad with our colonial wars, welsh, in fact, we didn't actually lose any. We gave up INdonesia because of outside pressure, and the other countries were released willingly. Before that, we had no problems(to my knowledge) with colonies. .

Hey Sander-

Well the folks in Southeast Asia often talk about the military defeat suffered by the Netherlands in Indo. But if you are going to talk colonies, I think you have to also talk about the Dutch East India Company.

As such, I dug up this old Economist article on the East India Companies and thought you might find this interesting. Its a brutal but very interesting history

The East India companies
Dec 23rd 1999
From The Economist print edition

TO JAN COEN, writing home in 1614 to his bosses in the Dutch East India Company, it was simple commercial fact:

"Trade in Asia must be maintained under the protection of our own weapons; and they have to be paid for from the profits of trade. We can’t trade without war, nor make war without trade."

Within five years, “war” had become “land”. Coen seized a small port called Jakarta, renamed it Batavia and fortified it. The idea was not new. Throughout the east, Asian traders had long, de facto, run the districts of foreign ports where they lived and did business. To self-government the Portuguese, whose “factories” by 1600 had stretched to Nagasaki, added guns. And then territory. Coen did the same, claiming 12,000 square kilometres which he (untruthfully) said went with the former Jakarta. The English East India Company, founded in 1600, two years before the Dutch one, would later do much the same in India.

To Asians, this is a simple, nasty tale of European imperialism. Yet it is also one of commerce. Coen, like the English company’s Robert Clive 150 years on, was building a giant multinational. The Dutch in the early 1600s led the world in commerce. Amsterdam, trading to the Indies, through the Baltic and with the Americas, was a giant entrepôt for spices and sugar, tobacco, timber, cloth and other manufactures from across the globe; and, not by coincidence, a big financial centre too. The jewel in this crown was the Dutch East India Company. It soon forcibly evicted its English rival, and later the Portuguese, from South-East Asia, and was for a time the world’s biggest trading enterprise, with ships plying not only to and from the East but (no less) throughout it.

The London company was to take its place, becoming on the way the biggest single business in Britain. In their practices, the two were much alike. Both proclaimed free trade, and practised monopoly wherever they could. These were the robber barons of their time, and, unlike Standard Oil, encouraged to be so by their governments. The Dutch had found that competition among their merchant-venturers to buy spices in the East was raising the price: so, hey presto, form a unified company, and grant it a monopoly east of the Cape of Good Hope. On the spot, it arm-twisted local rulers to grant it exclusive trading rights, though in practice it had a true monopoly in only one or two products, such as cloves and nutmegs.

Few questioned this policy, though one Dutch director in 1618 pointed out its result in the spice-growing Molucca islands: imported food cost so much that the locals were busy farming instead of picking cloves. Nor would they buy the overpriced textiles that the Dutch brought in from India.

The English company was a monopoly twice over: its members were mostly London merchants, to the rage of other English ports, which called for its charter to be revoked. Small at first, it grew as Europe’s interest extended from spices to eastern textiles (so much so that the trade-rigging biter was bit: the English woollen industry in 1720 won a law forcing the company to re-export all its Bengal calicoes). From 1750 on, its (very) big earner was the monopoly of tea, from China. For this it paid in silver—the Chinese did not want manufactures—until, around 1775, it adopted a cheap, deadly substitute: opium, specially grown on its Indian estates.

To uphold their position in the East, both companies used force, against rivals and native peoples, when that paid; as it did—more easily for the Dutch, among the East Indian islands, than for the British in India. The odd qualm at home was brushed aside. Coen in 1621 massacred the inhabitants of one group of islands; he got a slap on the wrist. Was all this costly conquest really worth it? asked the company’s Delft shareholders in 1644. Yes, Coen’s successor told them firmly.

Dutch or British, the men on the spot were no less ready to pocket their employers’ money, making up for low pay with embezzlement and trading on their own account.

Yet, for all their dubious economics and management, both companies were pioneering the skills and networks of modern global commerce. And the technology: just as the Dutch Baltic traders had pioneered the fluyt, the bulk carrier of 1600, the English East Indiaman set the standard for ocean-going vessels two centuries later.

Both companies were remarkably long-lived. The Dutch one declined, as the country’s industry did, in 1750-1800, to be wound up on the last day of the 18th century. The English one lost its monopoly of British trade with India in 1813 and then with China. Yet it survived until after the Indian mutiny of 1857; indeed, on paper, until 1873.

No two companies (except maybe those of Henry Ford and Bill Gates?) have ever, on the way, had such socio-political effects, many of them bad. The Dutch one left behind a wide, often ill-run empire, and South African apartheid. The English one gave Britain its Indian empire, deindustrialised in the early 1800s by a flood of British textiles, but well-run later; the 1840-42 opium war with China; the English tea party—and, arguably (the company had just got a monopoly there), the one of 1773 in Boston too
 
I know, I once did a speech for class about the VOC(Dutch abbreviation of Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie, or United East-Indian Company). We were incredibly succesful, and the first to ever come up with the stock idea(The VOC was founded only because people were willing to buy parts of it, in the hope of making profits), the VOC is a very proud and very sad part of Dutch history, we were bastards, but we were very succesful and smart bastards at that. It won't surprise you that the 1600s-1700s was the time of the Dutch Golden Age, in which we could claim world/super-power status. (We even survived the war where we had England, France and Germany against us, we were also ruler supreme on sea, we beat the English at that time). Times to be proud of, and times to remember hoping that we won't do it again, we had people of the worst kind in our country, and some of them were in high-up positions.

Another anecdote is that the most prized piece of literature(And one of the few Dutch books that might be worth a read) is Max Havelaar, a book about Indonesia and what happened there, written in the late 1800s. It is a book that shows in part how bad we were towards the Indonesians, even though it is a bit of an egocentrical book, and also how things were there.

One other thing:I'm kind of an admirer of the Scandinavian countries, they are doing very well, are great countries to live in, and have some real beauty as well(Especially Norway, even though the food prices there are way too high). Meh, I'm still nationalist enough to like my own country best, though ;)

PS: Welsh, I'm very impressed with your knowledge, you really know a lot...
 
Gustav_Drangeid said:
Norway is a wealthy country, giving money for humanitarian and peacekeeping actions is the only help Norway are able to give. Norway has lots of money, and few inhabitants. Sending military troops are hopeless, simply because we would have to send away everybody living here.

Hey Gustav,
I agree that its more money than people, but I could have sworn that Norway has sent people on UN peacekeeping operations. Wasn't the father in the book Sophi's World a soldier coming back from a peacekeeping op?

Thanks Sander, one of the few pay-offs of age.
 
welsh said:
Hey Gustav,
I agree that its more money than people, but I could have sworn that Norway has sent people on UN peacekeeping operations. Wasn't the father in the book Sophi's World a soldier coming back from a peacekeeping op?

Norway sends people on UN operations (my uncle was a peacekeeping soldier long time ago), But it's mostly medic's, doctors and such.
 
I think most of you need to reread the original message:

"This is a chart of the results of European country vs. European country wars since 1768 of some major powers"

Europe vs. Europe, this doesn't include the colonial wars and probably doesn't include the World Wars either, since they were international (they might, though, the footnotes were a bit hazy).

Now rethink the numbers. They do make sense, they're just ignoring a lot of wars, which in this case is in France's favour ;) We don't count Spain vs. Cuba, we don't count Ottoman Empire vs. African nation-states and we do not count any colonial wars.

Heh, as for Scandinivia, never under-estimate those buggers. Like welsh mentioned, Finland fought like hell in WW 2, though they're mostly ignored in the history books. Prolly because there was no huge concentration of fighting there.

All that said; the Boer war was prolly one of the most fascinating wars in history. I generally detest war and show little interest in it, but it's something about the British Empire taking on a handful of Dutch colonialists...
 
Nice to see you back Kharn-

My point was just that the French aren't the pussies that everyone always thinks they are.

That the conversation has evolved- well that's the nature of these threads.

Cheers!
 
I loved Sophie's World, but the father worked on an offshore oil-thingie. The news states that a Norwegian from the next town over died in Bosnia- that is in both the "real" world and the real world.
 
ConstinpatedCraprunner said:
I loved Sophie's World, but the father worked on an offshore oil-thingie.

Offshore oil-thingie? huh... I dont remember anything about an offshore oil-thingie (my other uncle worked on a offshore oil-thingie long time ago). well, it's been a hvile since I read the book.
 
The fictional character's father works on an offshore oil thingie, the real one works for the UN- I was confused for a second, because of a time when in the fictional world the main character turns on the TV to find a story about a man who worked for the UN who just died, and that was the real father's close friend.
Sorry
 
There's a movie based on Sophie's World, dont watch it... It's a crappy movie.
 
You know, those stats don't point out Britian hasn't been successfully invaded for a 1000 years, where as for some of those other countries, its around 60 years. I don't even think those statistics are even correct, if they are, its still a oversimplification.
 
Oh, cut the crap. It helps being an island and having a good navy too.

We can also trace the fact that england had an early liberal democracy and early industrialization to weak monarchy, being an island, and sheep too.
 
welsh said:
We can also trace the fact that england had an early liberal democracy and early industrialization to weak monarchy, being an island, and sheep too.

Not to mention a healthy dose of "luck". If it weren't for one little storm in 1588 the official language of England would likely be Spanish.

OTB
 
Norway have send frces at several occasions to UN peacekeeping forces. We are currently trying to build upp a more professional force that can be sent real quikly to other countries.

The currently largest problem for us is that the forces that area sent abroad are usually expected to be voulentares.( dunno how to write it)
Our army is currently also going under a huge reorganistaion to better fitt into nato, and so they are not such a huge money drain as under the cold war.

Our special forces are some of the best in the world at arctic warfare( this is for most of the scandinavian forces), it is a tradition for our marinehunters to go skiing in circles around those poor navy seals when they come upp here. (atleast they used to do it before) :twisted:

The general attitude of the norwegian army is to try to addapt to the new nato strategy "out of area" thinking this means downsising the army in sise and increasing it in quality. It is supposed to be mobile, welltrained and ready to be used all over the world. This is because we are trying to fit into nato as best possibole. It is in norways best intrest to stay in nato for still some time and we will therefore try to keep nato as stabile as possible.


I dunno weather it is true or not but i heard that a few years ago the swedish defence was found not strong enough to withstand an invasion.

We are also contributng with forces to the new EU force that is beeing built, i think it was about a thousand men. The norwegian army is currently also having forces in Iraq(sucking upp to the us), Serbia and afhganistan( nato opperations.)

As for GB, you have not been invaded because you have the best tank, kavalery blocade in the world , if not the germans would have kicked you back to irland. (also you have not beein invaded because norway have never bothered ;) )
 
Loxley said:
also you have not beein invaded because norway have never bothered
Yeah. You brittish people are real lucky that Norwegians got sick of your country, thousand years ago.
 
welsh said:
Well the scandinavians have done quite a bit of peacekeeping with the UN for awhile. If you look at Scandinavian foreign policy, for instance, it often pursues a very generous humanitarian agenda.

Arguably these countries also have some of the highest quality of life, so perhaps there is a sense amongst the Scandinavians that they can afford to be generous to the rest of the world.[/qoute]
thats true i think Norway has the highest quality of life and Iceland is second
[qoute]
As for fighting, don't hold the scandinavians down. There is still a strong viking spirit there. As I mentioned in another post, the Norwegian military often trains the US forces on arctic warfare and their ski troops often kick our marines ass. While the Germans did defeat the Norwegians in World War 2, that battle wasn't as one sided as many might think. Also if you look at the Finns, they fought like hell against the Russians, and as I recall where invaded by the Germans and then the Russians again as the Eastern front shifted back and forth. Also the Swedes have been pretty competitive as weapons manufacturers.
true again. the Sweadish have one of the best millitary in the world and they developed the German standart Flak gun witch was so good it was used as a Anti Air gun and a Anti Tank gun.

Oh and Iceland has a 100% victory rate. 3 out of 3 baby and aginst the British Empire :D
 
OnTheBounce said:
Not to mention a healthy dose of "luck". If it weren't for one little storm in 1588 the official language of England would likely be Spanish.

OTB
They where not able to do it to the Catalans, the Basques, and they had to kick out the Moors, and the French where not able to do it.
Extremely unlikely.
 
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