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The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

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  1. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    Should they be trad? Athletic? Quiet, or hard headed? Should they be smart and step on your balls? Body hair? Should they have a penis? Discuss lads.

     
    Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021
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  2. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

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    Nice trick question. The ideal partner isnt a woman. Its Kazuma Kiryu. kiryubaby (1).jpg
     
    R.Graves, Jan 23, 2021
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  3. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    Kazuma on the left and Kiryu on the right? Gross joke Graves upload_2021-1-23_4-30-42.png
     
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  4. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

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    Bob+bangs haircut. Literally everything else is fluid but that's the real dream. You could put a wig of that on a disused mannequin and I'd already be in love.

    My current partner dressed as Mia Wallace as part of a duo costume we did for this past Halloween so I'm getting there. Baby steps.
     
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  5. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

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    I've played through all the games and to this day, due to inconsistent localization, I have no idea which one is his first name.
     
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  6. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    I kinda like the 'Sad Vaporwave meme girl' aesthetic in my women.

    Also having similar interests also helps.

    If they are older or a redhead, that's just a bonus.
     
    Millim, Jan 23, 2021
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  7. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

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  8. Alphons

    Alphons National Beholder

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    Blonde hair, blue eyes.

    Big ass and nice boobs.

    I'm a simple man.
     
    Alphons, Jan 23, 2021
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  9. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    Looks nice yeah. Id be afraid of the bangs part tho
     
    Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021
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  10. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

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    Bangs in this day and age is part of problem-attire. Keep far away.
     
    Hassknecht, Jan 23, 2021
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  11. mustadiokeepsdying

    mustadiokeepsdying Nobody's beating him.

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    mustadiokeepsdying, Jan 23, 2021
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  12. Deleted member 98605

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    Whatever catches my fancy. I'm probably just going to be a bachelor for my life. Even some of my older coworkers (50ish) are. Stay in shape, stay healthy, and grab a woman who is, too, just enjoy the time.
     
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  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    Oiluv.PNG
     
    Morgan_, Jan 24, 2021
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  14. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

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    Atomic Postman, Jan 24, 2021
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  15. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    Morgan_, Jan 30, 2021
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  16. Jogre

    Jogre So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

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    Alphons likes Aryan Women CONFIRMED.
     
    Jogre, Jan 30, 2021
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  17. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

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    I wanted to quip that you make it sound like it's a bad thing, but knowing you you actually do think that it's a bad thing.
     
    Hassknecht, Jan 30, 2021
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  18. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

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    If Aryan Women are so great why did their sad sack children lose that Second World War?
     
    Kilus, Jan 30, 2021
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  19. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

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    Turns out that physical features don't necessarily correlate with military prowess, strategic resources, or sane leadership.
     
    Hassknecht, Jan 30, 2021
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  20. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

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    I mean, it did take a lot to get there. We didn't see such heavy losses like Russia or China though. Poor Russia, always getting the short end of the stick throughout history. Didn't even really recover or go into peace until recent and they still struggle.
     
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